Met the girl of my dreams today

[StangDreamin']

I was thinkin' Mike Myers (as Dr. Goldmember) in a fatsuit for Fritz.....

No, not Chappelle...... if I can't get Stiller; then, I'm thinking........
Hey, how tall is Conan O'brien?????

Which leads my to another thought. Forget about Dr Goldmember as Shrek to be Fritz! If we could get Andy Richter to shave his head....

EDIT: Thinking about Richter gave a brilliant idea. Forget O'Brien forget Stiller. I'm thinkin' Jim Belushi! Same first name; his forehead is growing (taller) at about the same rate as mine - it would be perfect.

 

[65stanger]

Bruce Willis.

 

[StangDreamin']

Perfect!

Bruce Willis, Jim Belushi and Sascha Baron Cohen as the "three old guys" And Vince Vaughn for Pak. Maybe we could get... oh, I dunno, maybe Tim Allen to play a short "cameo role" as reen!

Who's gonna play Andy?

I'm thinking Heather could/should be played by Jennifer Love Hewitt. (Other than JLH's very slightly oversized beak; the rest would be a good match.) I'd say Sandra Bullock would also be a good choice, but she's getting to be a little old for the part.

 

[BDT 1967]

Perfect!

Bruce Willis, Jim Belushi and Sascha Baron Cohen as the "three old guys" And Vince Vaughn for Pak. Maybe we could get... oh, I dunno, maybe Tim Allen to play a short "cameo role" as reen!

Who's gonna play Andy?

I'm thinking Heather could/should be played by Jennifer Love Hewitt. (Other than JLH's very slightly oversized beak; the rest would be a good match.) I'd say Sandra Bullock would also be a good choice, but she's getting to be a little old for the part.

I think JLH would be a pretty close match only I think that people would not be able to grasp her unrelenting beauty. Obviously nobody is as beautiful as Heather. As for me I think the perfect match would be Daniel Craig. Sounds like we have a nice cast! Altho for 65Stanger i thought we would use this guy

 

[chepsk8]

Now for the tough one - who to play Deanna?

 

[StangDreamin']

Now for the tough one - who to play Deanna?

Slam-Dunk.... Miley Silas! (Billy-Ray Silas' daughter; aka "Hannah Montana")
Miley's just got to get a lot more tan (Admit it, Dee's skin-tone is a lot closer to "Surfer Girl" than it is to her pasty father), grow her hair longer, and get coaching lessons on how to wrench on cars and growl at teenage boys!

Tink's character is easy to pick out - just get Gretchen Wilson (country singer.... "Redneck Woman" was her "autobiographical" #1 hit)! She would need about 10 gallons of peroxide to get the right haircolor and she'd be a natural.

Now, for Mrs StangDreamin'......... oye! Heather's beauty, Tink's blonde hair and 'tude, cooks like Julia Childs (when she wants to); as well as a hardcore medical professional. All those "professional intials" behind her name are longer than her name!
I mean, just count 'em:
Susan Marie Allen = 15 letters.
RN, BSN, CCRN, ACLS, NALS, PALS, GALS = 25 letters, and I think I'm missing a few of them.

Package all that up (along with her amazing ability to not throw me off the nearest cliff now and then); and you have a tough character to portray!

 

[BDT 1967]

I would have to agree, it sounds like we might need to have a casting call go out for her role, or she may just have to play herself. So just a little update Heather is passed out on my couch right now from watching wife swap, and I am just about to fire up the ford and take her home. We are down to 3 months and a few days! I am getting real excited about the thought of never having to take her home at night. We will finally be able to say goodnight and not leave each others side. She was defiantly worth the wait.

 

[Internexus]

Wow.....

So over the weekend I was doing some searching to find solutions to my stangs plagued problems and came across this thread.

I just FINALLY finished.

Great read, pretty wild and definitely made for a surprise when I started seeing you mention things like "starlite" and "red rock canyon grill" lol.

Soooo, thanks for sharing your life out, I feel like I already know both of you really well, I would really like to get together at some point and perhaps go on a double date out to dinner or somethin with my wife and you 2.

After reading this thread I really wanted to be there to see your guys wedding however I have joined the service and will be in basic during that time so I wish you two the best and hope you enjoy your honeymoon. On another completely different note I know Seth Duncan really well, apparently you two work together at times. Good times! Well I will be here awaiting another update!

-Sean

 

[65stanger]

Another thought on me.....

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester as the BBFCM!

 

[65mistress]

Wow... How about the lovely women play themselves.

You all know that they're irreplaceable, so why try?

 

[BDT 1967]

Next week is the last week of marriage counseling! Learned a lot, and will be extremely useful later in life. As all of you are aware of we decided not to do save the date invites just because it cost 72 cents per letter to send them all. So right now we are working on the actual invitations, I have my address list compiled, and should have them sent out before the second week in April. Heather has her first bridal shower coming up she is pretty excited to get some presents! Got to go to work, I will finish a little later.

 

[65mistress]

Hehehe... you'll like the presents that she gets too. Women can get raunchier than guys do.

Congrats on making it through the counseling, hopefully you'll be able to put into practice all of that you've learned when it comes to the 'tough' times. You guys seem to have good heads on your shoulders.

 

[65stanger]

Hmmmmm.........

I wonder, will we still be using this thread when AndyandHeather announce the birth of their first (second, third, fourth, etc., etc....).....baby A'n'H?

 

[65stanger]

BUMP!
Damn! WTF happened? This thread was one PAGE 2!

 

[BDT 1967]

Yeah and I have some juicy info! FIRST and foremost, I traded off my jet-ski's for a boat, havent put it in the water just yet but i am in the fun process of restoring it, I have never restored a boat before but its been kinda fun, I am doing it as cheap as possible, so it kinda looks ratty, here are some pics
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2007656&l=94a26&id=151000274
I traded them strait across, so I have a total of 900 dollars invested in the boat, It has a great engine in it, and it has a new lower unit on it. Have a fishing trip planned for this weekend so hopefully the weather holds out. Second do any of you recall a girl who once lived in an apartment down the hall from me, as well as drove a sharp 05 mustang gt? Well said girl sent me an email just yesterday, when I saw the name on the tag I wanted to punch somebody in the face. I could not understand why a girl would come smashing back into my life when everything was going perfect, ( New Truck, New Boat, New Apartment, 2.5 months from a perfect wedding where i will get a New Wife ) Well I opened up the email and come to find out she got a job at a networking company about 4 months ago, and she wanted to offer me a job, I know the company and I know the owner, he is a great guy, he attended my college and I know it would be a great place to go, and I would not be working under her or probably even in the same department, my only question is do you think its wise to move to a job where i would have to work with or around her. I also know that Heather would be PISSED if I ever had to work with her. I have a decent job but I am sure I want out of the consulting field, it pays great, but i can already tell its going to control my life. Its a tuff call fellas need some advice from my stangnet pals! :SNSign:

 

[triostang]

get the job. im bored opcorn:

 

[70XR7ConvertCat]

She may be after a referral bonus (provided you got hired), so I wouldn't presume based on this she's trying to jump your bones. IMO, if your fiancee isn't going to be comfortable with it, you'd be better off in the long run looking elsewhere.

 

[chepsk8]

Same here.

Another job will come along.

Much more important to grow strong roots in something much more important, your marraige. Show support and consideration now, it can pay off BIG down the road.

Give Jamie Fritz's phone, he's looking for a job!

 

[StangDreamin']

Let's see..... possibly a good job in the IT consulting biz (And how long do those jobs usually last?); but stuck in the same company with a more or less hottie "ex"...

-versus-

A great life (as in forever) with an irrefutable hottie wife that loves you and wants the whole "forever" thing as much as you do.


Hmmmm, that's a toughie; kinda like "Do I kiss my wife this morning, or just shoot myself in the kneecap while standing on the edge of a cliff overlooking a pirahna-infested river?"


Hmmmmmmm..........






I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest you forget the job and hold on tight to the girl that wants to marry you.










But that's just me; YMMV

 

[StangDreamin']

AND FURHTERMORE...........

Two more things in response to your long-overdue updates:

Taking second things first: (Because it's relationship advice from a guy married almost 25 years now.) You lucky dawg! Heather would be PI$$ED that you had to work with.... (WTH was her name again? Senile old guys like me forget easily )
The girl (Miss Heather) still wants you badly, even after you're engaged to her and she knows she's leading you around like a puppy dog The other chick doesn't stand a chance and I wouldn't want to be around if Heather had to "explain things to her".

Although, on second thought; a video of that "explanation" might be worth some bucks on the seemier side of the Internet.....

Now, in regards your pics of the boat:

WTH???????
What good are album pics of your "Pirate Ship" without pics of your "Pirate Wench" (dressed appropriately, of course)?
You're fallin' down on the job here, man!

EDIT: Daiquiri pics! Gotta have some DAIQUIRI pics