IIGood
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Ok, this is going to sound unreal, make believe, "fake news".
So i'm coming home from work and get to my domicile (The Murder House, I can explain for those that don't know).
It's a little house I'm renting since my wife and I split three months ago.
When you open the door you come into the living room where I have my couch, my favorite chair and my television.
When I open the door I notice there's someone laying on my couch that I don't know...or at least don't recognize immediately.
Would you believe there lies Mila Kunis! Buying that bottle of Jim Bean Black paid off in aces.
I step in acting very cool and say, "Hey.....Mila.....'S'up?"
Looking every bit as hot as you can imagine, she flashes those beautiful eyes and says, "Hey baby, why don't you come over here and let me serve you a JB Black on the rocks". Hell, I'm in.......
As I recline on the couch sipping on the bourbon, she tells me she'll take my shoes off so I can relax after a hard days work. Oh yeah baby, this is good!
She unties my left shoe and slides it off and begins on the right shoe. This is going just as good as it can get.
But there's something not right, something weird, out of place about this........
I lean over and say, "Mila, sugar, I don't smell any bacon cooking". She rocks back and tells me, "You think I'm cooking you bacon?" I tell her, "Yeah". She tells me she ain't nobody's cook.
So you know what I did then of course, I threw her out. Ain't no chick getting through to this car painter without a pound of good thick cut, applewood smoked bacon! I mean.....right?
Before I toss her scrawny but out I ask her, "Hey! I got to go to the store now, get back here and put my shoes back on!"
She left weeping, knowing she missed out on a true blue collar badass.
And still, I had to put my shoes back on MYSELF! Some people just aren't grateful for a given opportunity.
So I head to the liquor store knowing I can't drink any of the JBB tonight.
I ended up getting this Scotch Ale by the Oskar Blues Brewery.
Very much an excellent brew
.8.0 abv. I highly recommend it.
I hope next time Mila won't be so careless and think a guy is purely about sex when bacon should most naturally be involved.
So i'm coming home from work and get to my domicile (The Murder House, I can explain for those that don't know).
It's a little house I'm renting since my wife and I split three months ago.
When you open the door you come into the living room where I have my couch, my favorite chair and my television.
When I open the door I notice there's someone laying on my couch that I don't know...or at least don't recognize immediately.
Would you believe there lies Mila Kunis! Buying that bottle of Jim Bean Black paid off in aces.
I step in acting very cool and say, "Hey.....Mila.....'S'up?"
Looking every bit as hot as you can imagine, she flashes those beautiful eyes and says, "Hey baby, why don't you come over here and let me serve you a JB Black on the rocks". Hell, I'm in.......
As I recline on the couch sipping on the bourbon, she tells me she'll take my shoes off so I can relax after a hard days work. Oh yeah baby, this is good!
She unties my left shoe and slides it off and begins on the right shoe. This is going just as good as it can get.
But there's something not right, something weird, out of place about this........
I lean over and say, "Mila, sugar, I don't smell any bacon cooking". She rocks back and tells me, "You think I'm cooking you bacon?" I tell her, "Yeah". She tells me she ain't nobody's cook.
So you know what I did then of course, I threw her out. Ain't no chick getting through to this car painter without a pound of good thick cut, applewood smoked bacon! I mean.....right?
Before I toss her scrawny but out I ask her, "Hey! I got to go to the store now, get back here and put my shoes back on!"
She left weeping, knowing she missed out on a true blue collar badass.
And still, I had to put my shoes back on MYSELF! Some people just aren't grateful for a given opportunity.
So I head to the liquor store knowing I can't drink any of the JBB tonight.
I ended up getting this Scotch Ale by the Oskar Blues Brewery.
Very much an excellent brew
.8.0 abv. I highly recommend it.I hope next time Mila won't be so careless and think a guy is purely about sex when bacon should most naturally be involved.
IIGood
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This weekend's haul...
Got a 12-pack sampler of Saranac's Irish brews and some Devils Backbone Maibock. Also had some more Killians on hand. All good stuff!
Got a 12-pack sampler of Saranac's Irish brews and some Devils Backbone Maibock. Also had some more Killians on hand. All good stuff!
IIGood
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It's pretty good! I wasn't even aware Saranac did a sampler of this sort, but then again, I can't say I've noticed much of their stuff at my local store. I'll have to pay more attention next time I go.
I know this is a repeat on my part, and it’s only Thursday, but I just worked the last 7, and finally have a few days off, so I’m posting it up again!!! Cheers!
Taking a break from the beer for a little while... I bought a bottle of Glenfiddich 15 yr. old Scotch.
IIGood
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Bought some of this last night; first time seeing it...
Not bad, but not picking up on much peach taste. The sour is coming through for sure.
Not bad, but not picking up on much peach taste. The sour is coming through for sure.
Had this the night before last. It's shown up at the local bottle shop here a couple of times and been a huge it. I love IPAs, do NOT like sours, and I'm not sure if I have every had a Boysenberry in my life. This beer is slightly sour, just enough tart to give it some tang, but not a face pucker beer. The hop profile is mild for an IPA, and it is just a little sweet.
FYI this in not a pic of my personal beer. Trimtab is out of Birmingham AL.
FYI this in not a pic of my personal beer. Trimtab is out of Birmingham AL.
Had a glass of this tonight at my favorite not-local Scottish Pub: https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/kbs/
Similar to the New Holland Dragons Milk, but with definite flavor of coffee and some chocolate. Very good brew, great if you like a beer you can slice!
Only available March, April, May.
Similar to the New Holland Dragons Milk, but with definite flavor of coffee and some chocolate. Very good brew, great if you like a beer you can slice!
Only available March, April, May.
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theconductor
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Had a glass of this tonight at my favorite not-local Scottish Pub: https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/kbs/
Similar to the New Holland Dragons Milk, but with definite flavor of coffee and some chocolate. Very good brew, great if you like a beer you can slice!
Only available March, April, May.
KBS is freaking fantastic. Keep an eye out for when CBS is released and prepare to have your mind blown.
I had to close at work today, got home about 10 tonight. Poured a wee bit more of the ol' Glenfiddich than I planed two dew, but thash oookkaaayyyeee Eye rilley don' ming that mush.Taking a break from the beer for a little while... I bought a bottle of Glenfiddich 15 yr. old Scotch.
theconductor
15 Year Member
You gotta do what you gotta do! I've been on a michelada kick lately. Using some delicious craft Mexican style lagers.
Well, here’s one from a local Tulsa brewery.
It’s a red ale and is a nice beer. Very similar to a red ale I use to brew a lot of.
Mildly hoppy, but by no means an IPA.
I put some olives in it to have my redneck martini
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It’s a red ale and is a nice beer. Very similar to a red ale I use to brew a lot of.
Mildly hoppy, but by no means an IPA.
I put some olives in it to have my redneck martini
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You put olives in beer?! 
Also on the Budweiser front, I bought some of the Budweiser Jim Beam Ale. Its not as good as KY Bourbon Barrel Ale, but not as expensive either.
Also on the Budweiser front, I bought some of the Budweiser Jim Beam Ale. Its not as good as KY Bourbon Barrel Ale, but not as expensive either.
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