Mike, mike, mike. I don't think you're all knowing.
But you know a lot.
I was taught to respect my elders as well

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I don't ramble too much in other people's threads that are like yours or Scott's because people from all over read them and my wasted talk might be thing that brings your thread to its 13,000 page and be too intimidating for your average Joe to take the time to read.
In spite of your self proclaimed average guy bs, you have a lot of knowledge that teaches the sub par guy like me. Sure, I know how to paint, but you have been instrumental in lots of the knowledge I have for the rest of the car now.
So suck it up buttercup, you've earned a modicum of respect.