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I stole this from a friend in 5.0 Talk
A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint
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when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
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The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell then rolled all the way into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side.
Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting
smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned, wanted a drink, then fell and then rolled into the river.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint.
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The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him
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and said 'Dayuuuuuuummmm dude......
How much water did you drink?'
I stole this from a friend in 5.0 Talk
A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint
View attachment 323505
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
View attachment 323506
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell then rolled all the way into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side.
Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting
smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned, wanted a drink, then fell and then rolled into the river.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint.
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The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him
View attachment 323508
and said 'Dayuuuuuuummmm dude......
How much water did you drink?'