ExCon Is Now Transmitting: American Cars Suck!!

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Yes Ladies and Gentlemen I have arrived in Florida!! I just couldn't let you down and tell you anything less!! Believe it or not my Mustang did not break down and I have almost 5k on the clock. (lets not forget it broke down at 41 miles) Driving a US built car to Florida from NJ is a scary thing! And here is my first complaint of the new "season". The seats in this car really blow!! After driving for several hours the support in the drivers seat is so lousy that my back was killing me. I still love the car but the seats and especially that 2 dollar "Skanker" stereo really suck!! The hillbillies down here LOVE Mustangs and constantly ask me dumb ass questions. "Hey Mister is that one of those new Mustangs?" or " Where do you spit your tobacco juice? those tan carpets will stain powerful quick" Ah the American car owners experience, where every idiot with no teeth and a trailer LOVES your car and HATES those fancy German Poorshes and BNWS!!! GOOD TO BE BACK ALL YOU LOSERS!!

I sent you a PM earlier. I have a bad a$$ Titanium silver 2001 BMW 330i w/ only 47K miles and it has a 100K mile BMW warranty. The car has both the Premium & Sports packages. It’s a south Texas car, so it’s never seen snow, salt and all that other crap people up north expose their cars to.
 
[QUOTE='01SilverBullet]Dude they haven't made 318's in like 100 years. :)[/QUOTE]

LOL thanks for the heads up. I guess you can tell im not up to date on BMWs

But my point was and still is, for the Money Excon spent on the GT vert he could have got a 325/330i Beemer he didnt because...


Mustang GT > 325/330 BMW

Both of these models cost more than a GT though they are very well built performance wise thay can't hold a candle to it. and as far as M3/Boxsters both cost nearly twice as much as a GT Mustang; They should outperform the Mustang much more than they do. Of course this is just my opinion.


Meat
 
Hey Meat! Love that name!, now as for a 330 not being able to hold a candle to a Mustang in terms of performance you are 100 percent correct IF YOU ARE TALKING IN TERMS OF HILLBILLY PERFORMANCE!! If you want to talk about TRUE performance then its another story my friend! Unfortunately most people who own Mustangs think that any car is a performance car simply because it can go fast from point A to point B. This "Hillbilly Performance Mentality" seems to permeate this board. An accurate description for a Performance Automobile has alot more to do with the following: HANDLING, ERGONOMICS, TORQUE and HP, APPEARANCE, COMFORT, and many other factors that when combined properly provide something that cannot be measured simply by providing a good "Hillbilly Quarter Mile Time Slip" or a JD Powers rating, or a high "skidpad number". A fine automobile does NOT have to have 300 HP or hit 11.5 in the quater mile. A TRUE PERFORMANCE automobile has much more than that. Cae in point is the Boxster S which certainly hyas nowhere near the torqu and HP of a Mustang or a Corvette yet most car afficianado would agree that the Boxster S is a superior automobile. A Boxster S is a far superior car to the GT 500. Now lets discuss HILLBILLY PERFORMANCE MENTALITY: In these terms ANY CAR thats faster is better. A GT 500 would therefore be a superior automobile in comparison to several Porsches including the 911 Carrera. It is truly a sad state of affairs when someone thinks that a Shelby GT 500 is a better car than a 911 or a Boxster S. A Mustang is a very crude powerful car thats great for what it is but to compare ANY Mustang to finely engineered cars like a BMW 330 or ANY Porsche is completely ridiculous. Why didn't I buy a BMW or Audi Convertible? PRICE PLAIN AND SIMPLE. Germans make the finest automobiles in the world but they also are extremely expensive. The Mustang GT Convertible is a FANTASTIC automobile for what it is. A powerful and relatively crude car. Attractive, fairly comfortable, handling is great for a touring car but falls far short in comparison to A 3 Series or any Porsche. I bought the cr for driving the roads of Florida so I don't miss the razor sharp superior handling characteristics of German cars. The Mustang excels in Torque and HP, Great looks and also is a fairly practical car. Would I buy another Mustang GT Convertible? DEFINATELY! Can it be compared to cars like the boxster and the 3 Series BMW's? Of course not unless you are thinking in terms of HILLBILLY PERFORMANCE!!
 
[QUOTE='01SilverBullet]Why did I even bother reading that?[/QUOTE]

You actually bothered yourself on whatever that text reads? Almost everything he writes burns my eyes, its just the caps lock that gets mine and most people's attentions.

He comes across as the largest ass. We should get a sticky thread that reads "ignore Excon's posts at all costs" and update it with any aliases too.

Im serious!

-Dan
 
ExCon said:
GT JADE, I love when you analyze me!! I have been in some of the finer psychiatric institutions in the northeast and they can't figure me out. Keep tryin sweetheart!!

Well, darlin', I've dealt with plenty o' fellows just like ya. You're a classic LS. You know, those annoying limit setters. They are the most entertaining...and the most frustrating, all at the same time. Funny thing - after a while I just start lumpin' you all together. What can I say, dealing with offenders - musta left me "jaded"... :D

Oh and the self-esteem comment. I was being sarcastic. Low self esteem is definitely NOT your problem.
 
GTJADE, I love women like you! Your the kind that I would like to take "orders" from. I love when a hot lookin woman tells me what to do and I bet you are one HOT LOOKING WOMAN! But careful sweetheart you are being monitored and discussing issues with a subversive like myself might get you sent off for "reeducation"
 
ExCon said:
GTJADE, I love women like you! Your the kind that I would like to take "orders" from. I love when a hot lookin woman tells me what to do and I bet you are one HOT LOOKING WOMAN! But careful sweetheart you are being monitored and discussing issues with a subversive like myself might get you sent off for "reeducation"

Hot? Perhaps...well, yes - quite. But don't let your little mind wander too much - you wouldn't like my kind of "orders". Not to worry about me consorting w/you - the community will consider my efforts at promoting positive change in you a service to us all.

Now - let's see about this "reeducating" (yours). Let's start with a referral for some nice cognitive/behavioral therapy. Forget AA, btw. You'll undoubtedly offend those Flawda "rednecks" and end up with a keyed stang.

Okay. Now we should move on to address your penchant for inflammatory, extreme language directed at our beloved '05 stang. Now, repeat after me - say "rustic" leather vs. vinyl. And how about "mediocre" Shaker sound vs. skanker. Baby steps....you can do it. :nice:
 
Oh but sweetheart, I have never been one to be "tactfull" about anything! I speak my mind and really could care less if I am not "part of the crowd". After all my dear wouldn't it be much easier for me to go along with everyone else extolling all of the positive aspects of the Mustang? I would have so many more "friends" and would fit in to the "Stangnet Community"!! Now why would I want to lie to myself in order to make everyone else happy? "To thyne own self be true" BABY!! And if they don't like my observations and opinions its a free country as of 9:44 PM EST so they can just hit the delete button! Now what are you doing this Saturday? Want to get together and discuss my low self esteem and your hot looking body?? Or we could talk Mustangs but thats pretty boring if you ask me!!!
 
Finally completed the sale of my 2002 BMW 325, so I can get a......







here it comes......










a MUSTANG!



Yes, it is true that my Bimmer is better than the Mustang in MANY categories (which I won't get in to), BUT , when it comes down to it, I miss the feel of a mighty V8 under my foot. Mustangs are just fun to drive.
 
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