Guy with Camaro

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So I went to a friends wedding last night, and a guy i met there started chatting, and cars got brought up. He said he had a 96 LT1 auto Slomaro. He said he had it up to 425HP before he had to sell it, He was going on and on about boring it out to a 383 it he'd have over 700hp if he did. The guy is originally from Cali, but came to MO for school, he said he took a driving instructional course on Laguna Seca, and the car he was driving with was a Viper. He said word for word "My camaro pulled way harder than the viper did on the track". I didnt want to be rude or anything, but the kid didnt seem like the brightest about automobiles. It felt like I was talking to the girlfriend, just kept nodding my head and a yes here or there. He was a ford basher too, I told him I had a slow 4.6 spd, but had some plans for it down the road. He didnt say anything about it, just a big grin. Anywwayys, theres my story, lets here some more!
 
at this point i find it fun to just ask them a question they should know the answer to (if they werent full of **** already at this point already) and make them look stupid. i dont talk about something unless i know what im talking about. just common sense...plus most of them bow-tie guys are the same
 
Im sorry, but my brother in law raced for Dodge back in his day, and is one of three people in the U.S. that owns a GTS-R Viper, plus three other ones. and im telling you now, you need a crap load of crap to pull on just a stock viper, and guessing that the viper he supposebly drove was track equipted , then he is full of feces if he thinks a LT1 camero can pull on a viper, and im no dodge fan, but the viper is one car they built with quality.
 
at this point i find it fun to just ask them a question they should know the answer to (if they werent full of **** already at this point already) and make them look stupid. i dont talk about something unless i know what im talking about. just common sense...plus most of them bow-tie guys are the same

Yea, I love to do that. Unfortunately some people ignore it and go on with the conversation as if nothing was said to portray their stupididty.:)
 
I like the "I drive a fart can Honda" response...... I gotta use that :nice:

Actually all I have to say now is Lincoln and they leave me alone :D
 
Yeah and thats more than most guys with power adders have on here and more than my 4.6 DOHC will ever see :shrug:

Viper= Teh Badass
Camaro owner< Viper Owner
 
Once in awhile I help out and work PT at a gym. I cant tell you how many people I know that ask me or other people "whats your max bench?" No matter what I say, they are always going to have a comeback story and say "my friend benches 900". I always tell people that my max bench is 135. Then it shuts them up.

Sounds like this Camaro guy. When you encounter a schmuck like this who "bench races", just tell them you drive a Mustang and it has 200horsepower. Its always better to step away from these people than to get into a HP pissing match. I like meeting strangers who have Camarobirds and say they ran 13.5 and talk normal about their car. I cannot stand "my cousin's stage 3....." stories.
 
yea.....theres seriously a dude at work that swears his STOCK LT1 96 camaro put down 378 to the wheels and ran 12.0s at the track.


Dude tried to convince me for a half hour.....


another kid says gt mustangs run mid 15s stock

They say I dont know what im talking about when I told them 99-04 gts run high 13s/low 14s stock and the new 05+ cars run mid 13s stock:shrug: