Hoodstrype i need you (kitty related problems)

[grey5.0beast]

Ok I know how to stand next to my kitty but that doesn't matter, I need to know how to go about lighting him on fire. To elaborate he is a vagina getting machine. He is about half the size of a coke can with a big head and big blue eyes. He is only a week or so old to my knoweledge. Teach me your ways Kimosabi

 

[grey5.0beast]

Meeet Jimmmmehhhhh
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His name is jimmy!

 

[grey5.0beast]

oh, 5.0s rock.

 

[tunedin302]

If you hurt the cat I will personally drive to Georgia and kick your arse!



BTW - He looks cool as hell. Makes me want to get another kitten.

 

[Vinnietbird]

I've got a cat.Her name is Chloe.She doesn't have any idea that she's feline.She acts more like a dog with a serious attitude.She's awesome,and likes to ride in the car,and has NEVER seen another cat since she was tiny.She has a great idle too,when she's happy.Sounds like she has a mild performance cam.

 

[Strype]

Okay that's too cute for even me to abuse

"Kimosabi", always wondered how that was spelled

 

[grey5.0beast]

I don't know how it is spelled. But I am giving him away. On one condition, his name has to be jimmy. I would never abuse this little guy, he abuses me. I have to hand nurse him with milk in a syringe.

 

[grey5.0beast]

I wish i could keep him but i have 2 dogs at this house two at our other house and a cat and a bird.
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[BOWTIEKILLR]

damn...thats one little guy. i say you get him a leash and hit up the local breezy hot spot.

 

[Lyncher]

try this

 

[grey5.0beast]

ouch!!!!!!!!!!.

 

[poneypower89]

I used that thing for my last ex wife.

 

[Strype]

I was just thinking a thought...

When my cat was little he was cute and now he gets on my nerves purring all the time... me, me, me that's all he's saying with his little cuddly face I just want to rip it off and set it ablaze! Ablaaaaaaaaaaaaze!!! "Did you make a pee pee on the carpet again?" Then WHAM! Poof! Sell 'em to a chinese restaurant!!!

Just kidding. I wouldn't sell him.

 

[grey5.0beast]

haha

 

[90mustangGT]

hmmm... the cat carrier. That would be excelent for handling terrorist at GITMO.

 

[grey5.0beast]

i concur