Guys I swear I am retarded or something. I cannot seem to get my car started. I have fuel and spark, and the firing order is correct. The problem is that I cannot seem to stab the distributor properly. Are there any tips to doing this that will help me get it ready to go. I had it set at perfect TDC when I put in the new oil pump, but unfortunately it was 180 degrees off(I assume this because my mighty demon was misting gas and smoke out of the top of the idle air bleeds which is the blow out protection). So now I have been trying my ass of to get this thing right. I have gotten close to the point where I have it touching the water neck and it is ready to start, but can't breathe on its on without the starter. I have tried moving it a tooth or two clockwise but every damn time I do that it just flatlines and I don't even get little chugs. Someone explain this to me like you would a child, I have searched the threads over and over again but cannot seem to get it right. Are the high points where the spark makes contact withthe points and goes to the plugs? If I get it set at perfect 0 should it be on the #1 cylinder high point? I usually get the teeth to mesh and then crank the engine by hand to get it to go down on the oil pump shaft. It has been really chapping my balls for the last two days. HELP ME I AM GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!

) a little before #1 because when it doprs down it will turn the rotor past #1