I got to mark off alifetiem goal of mine today.

[95Vert]

I don't know about you guys, but when I was in the back of a cop car, I had a blast. *note* I was drunk. He put the cuffs on me and sat me in the back seat. The queer left the car off and down here in Tx, the nights are freaking hot also. So I tried doing the Van Damm thing, you know, cross my arms under my legs and move them to the front. Well, after several tries and no luck, the cop came to the car because it was moving a lot. He asked me what I was doing and I said "notin". I was drenched in sweat and he quickly realized it was hot and rolled down my window. Bad mistake on his part. I then proceeded to yell out the window, " hurry up, it's boring back here". He told me to shut up and I was just laughing. His pissed off face was priceless.

 

[95Vert]

Several other things occurred but I'm lazy and don't want to type them out.

 

[Guero]

you cant do the van dam thing? thats so simple.

 

[ProKiller]

i'm glad to say i've never had that experience...yeah i'm a party pooper...

 

[urban96]

you cant do the van dam thing? thats so simple.

try doin it drunk in the back of a cramped cop car

 

[Guero]

oh yeah the drunk part, cant oponion about that, but i did it in the back seat of the stang and i did it, but it was hard.