I hate Winter (northern guys chime in)

85_SS_302_Coupe said:

Does Ohio count as northern? We've been in single digits for over a week and we just got 7 inches dumped on us today in a matter of about 3 hours.

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In my book it does!

85_SS_302_Coupe said:

Does Ohio count as northern? We've been in single digits for over a week and we just got 7 inches dumped on us today in a matter of about 3 hours.

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Sorry bro... We forgot to tell you.


Due to the recent threat of global warming (yeah yeah, we know it's a BS hoax put on by Al Gore and a handful of know nothing tree-huggers but the media refuses to report that), we have moved your state 7 feet and 3/4 inches closer to Canada. Due to this, you may now refer to yourself as a Northerner.

As years progress, we will be moving your state further north so as to put you over the Canadian border and be done with you all-together. After crossing the border, please be mindful that you would then be known as "Canadians" and not "Northerners".

Due to the unhealthy habits of more than 90% of the American population, you may well be able to enjoy calling yourself a Northerner for the remainder of your life-span.

It should be noted however, that the conditioning of young children within your household should begin and they should practice referring to themselves as Canadians.

To do this, I would recommend starting slowly. Have them refer to themselves as Canadians on only those days of the week that end in "Y".

We apologize for the brevity and tardiness of this notice. We will endeavor in the future to bring the items to the public in a more timely manner.


Sincerely,
The Commission to exile (Oooops... "Help") the state of Ohio. (+ survive global warming.)

I refuse to be a Canadian It's already too cold where i am and i'm about as south as south gets in Ohio...lol

Ya see there? Some customers are just impossible to please!!!!

Daggar said:

Ya see there? Some customers are just impossible to please!!!!

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Whats he buying?

GTOReturns said:

My brother lives not far from there. Way humid summers hurricanes every year and once while I was on the phone with him an alligator was running down the street!
I wouldnt feel safe with my kids outside. No thanks!

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not too many alligators in NC (I live in raleigh)

Whytry91 said:

not too many alligators in NC (I live in raleigh)

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Brothers in Mt Pleasant

I love this cold lots of snow weather.....

ya its frigen cold in alberta too. i dont mind the winter cuz it gives me time to work on my car. and there is nothing like that first day when the car is completly done and the weather is +18. pull her outa the garage and put the top down. then head into the downtown area and just listen to that sound of 5.0 Liters come out of those 3 1/4 inch pipes.

**** i just think i poped a wood just typing that.

its ok guys hang in there. about 45 days

OFCR MOE said:

ya its frigen cold in alberta too. i dont mind the winter cuz it gives me time to work on my car. and there is nothing like that first day when the car is completly done and the weather is +18. pull her outa the garage and put the top down. then head into the downtown area and just listen to that sound of 5.0 Liters come out of those 3 1/4 inch pipes.

**** i just think i poped a wood just typing that.

its ok guys hang in there. about 45 days

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you damn calgary people lol, i heard it was +5 in calgary the other day. and i'm sittining -40C without the windchill lol