I got a noise ordinance violation ticket a month ago, my exhaust was too loud. Then my friends and I got stopped twice and harassed by the cops while jogging a couple weeks ago. Then last night............
Last night there was a group of us in austin, we went for a movie and food. Well my ex-g/f rode with me and my buddy in my car to the restaurant and left her car at the theatre. I brought her back afterwards, and passed her car, so I spun a quick 180 in the parking lot. I completely forgot that the theatre hires cops to sit in personal vehicles and patrol the parking lot. Two of them rolled up QUICK as we were getting out of the stang. One was practically running at me and yelling "get over here!". So I walked over, and he starts reeming me out.
COP 1: Do you want to go to jail tonight?
ME: Sure, I like being raped by guys named Susan. (I didn't say that, lol, I said no sir, but I was thinking that!)
COP 1: Do you know I could take you to jail right now? That's a class b misdemeanor called reckless driving. What would have happened if you had hit another car? (well there were no other cars around, but whatever)
ME: I'd pay the price.
COP 1: That's right, because you don't have control of your car when you're doing that.
ME: Yes I do you fat son of a bitch (I didn't actually say anything here, but I was thinking that! lol)
COP 2: What you don't realize is that the movie theatre hires us to sit out here and patrol the parking lot looking for dumbasses like you. (I did know that, I had just forgotten)
COP 1: Where do you live son?
ME: Do you know where Salado is? I live there.
COP 2: Well go to Salado and do that ****, don't do it around here.
ME: Yes sir.
They were kinda jerks about it, but they let me go so it's all good. But man I can't stay outta trouble lately!!
Last night there was a group of us in austin, we went for a movie and food. Well my ex-g/f rode with me and my buddy in my car to the restaurant and left her car at the theatre. I brought her back afterwards, and passed her car, so I spun a quick 180 in the parking lot. I completely forgot that the theatre hires cops to sit in personal vehicles and patrol the parking lot. Two of them rolled up QUICK as we were getting out of the stang. One was practically running at me and yelling "get over here!". So I walked over, and he starts reeming me out.
COP 1: Do you want to go to jail tonight?
ME: Sure, I like being raped by guys named Susan. (I didn't say that, lol, I said no sir, but I was thinking that!)
COP 1: Do you know I could take you to jail right now? That's a class b misdemeanor called reckless driving. What would have happened if you had hit another car? (well there were no other cars around, but whatever)
ME: I'd pay the price.
COP 1: That's right, because you don't have control of your car when you're doing that.
ME: Yes I do you fat son of a bitch (I didn't actually say anything here, but I was thinking that! lol)
COP 2: What you don't realize is that the movie theatre hires us to sit out here and patrol the parking lot looking for dumbasses like you. (I did know that, I had just forgotten)
COP 1: Where do you live son?
ME: Do you know where Salado is? I live there.
COP 2: Well go to Salado and do that ****, don't do it around here.
ME: Yes sir.
They were kinda jerks about it, but they let me go so it's all good. But man I can't stay outta trouble lately!!