I saw a bumper sticker....

[The Hopkinator]

that said
" HONK IF YOUVE NEVER SEEN AN UZI FIRED FROM THE WINDOW OF A MOVING VEHICLE "


I have one on my pickups bumper that says
"NUKE THE UNBORN GAY WHALES "


Anyone else have any gooduns?

 

[skywalker]

IT is old and we've all seen it, but I still love "My kid got your honor student pregnant."

 

[PerformanceRed]

Look Below

 

[PerformanceRed]

I saw a bumper sticker that said:

"Friends Let Friends (4 letter "F" word goes in this space) Drunk".

 

[2nd Mustang]

YRU2CLOSE (on my pickup bumper)

 

[rbohm]

a few i have seen;

if absolutely positiively must be blown up overnite, send in the marines

if you dont like my driving, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK

from a T-shirt a friend of mine wears on sunday;

nuke a gay whale for jesus

 

[Banditlead]

My Favorite Was Always
"Psycho Amazon War-(Female Dog) From Hell"

And there Is the ever Present:
"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student"

And:
"My Kid Is An Honor Student In The State Penitentiary(Don't Know The Spelling)"

 

[mustangracer]

Hmmm,...best joke sticker I've seen lately..


"Vote for John Kerry"

 

[The Hopkinator]

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"

Imagine whirled peas ...

 

[mdjay]

My other car is a Pacer

 

[StangDreamin']

a few i have seen;

.....from a T-shirt a friend of mine wears on sunday;

nuke a gay whale for jesus

Okay, I first heard that one from an old drinking buddy at UofA (now my brother-in-law). Since he's still in Tucson (and that's part of your sig); I gotta ask - You know any short, round IT guys from Envirotech???? Maybe that hang around the Coffee Exchange at Campbell/Grant?

 

[65 fastback]

"Like father, like son; one term and done."

 

[chepsk8]

I used to have this on the DCVER's roll bar:

"Ban Low Performance Drivers, Not High-Performance Cars"

 

[allcarfan]

my dad use to have one on the back of his beater chevy....

"Great Beer Bellies are made, not born"

 

[snowb07]

here is one
"If you can read this thank a teacher
because it is in English thank a soldier"
-fred

 

[usedtobe 67p51d]

it's better to be BUSHedwacked than GORED!