I saw a bumper sticker....

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that said
" HONK IF YOUVE NEVER SEEN AN UZI FIRED FROM THE WINDOW OF A MOVING VEHICLE "


I have one on my pickups bumper that says
"NUKE THE UNBORN GAY WHALES "


Anyone else have any gooduns?

 

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IT is old and we've all seen it, but I still love "My kid got your honor student pregnant."

 

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In a $3 Million Dollar House. George Bush will def

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Look Below

 

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In a $3 Million Dollar House. George Bush will def

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I saw a bumper sticker that said:

"Friends Let Friends (4 letter "F" word goes in this space) Drunk".

 

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YRU2CLOSE (on my pickup bumper)

 

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a few i have seen;

if absolutely positiively must be blown up overnite, send in the marines

if you dont like my driving, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK

from a T-shirt a friend of mine wears on sunday;

nuke a gay whale for jesus

 

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My Favorite Was Always
"Psycho Amazon War-(Female Dog) From Hell"

And there Is the ever Present:
"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student"

And:
"My Kid Is An Honor Student In The State Penitentiary(Don't Know The Spelling)"

 

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Hmmm,...best joke sticker I've seen lately..


"Vote for John Kerry"

 

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"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"

Imagine whirled peas ...

 

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My other car is a Pacer

 

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rbohm said:

a few i have seen;

.....from a T-shirt a friend of mine wears on sunday;

nuke a gay whale for jesus

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Okay, I first heard that one from an old drinking buddy at UofA (now my brother-in-law). Since he's still in Tucson (and that's part of your sig); I gotta ask - You know any short, round IT guys from Envirotech???? Maybe that hang around the Coffee Exchange at Campbell/Grant?

 

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"Like father, like son; one term and done."

 

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I used to have this on the DCVER's roll bar:

"Ban Low Performance Drivers, Not High-Performance Cars"

 

allcarfan

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my dad use to have one on the back of his beater chevy....

"Great Beer Bellies are made, not born"

 

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here is one
"If you can read this thank a teacher
because it is in English thank a soldier"
-fred

 

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let's tear up golfcourses and build race tracks!

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it's better to be BUSHedwacked than GORED!