LOL how many people can say the lost it like me

15 in a apartment (not in use) broke in did the damn thang.. left the nasty on the carpet left ... i took her virginity she took mine... and she still has it, if you see her tell her i want it back...:nonono:


Well I found her for you. Grab her her up, beat her around a bit, then show her who the boss is.


















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It's no wonder she left you. She told me that she found you messin around with THIS girl!




















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Shame on you, you two timer!
 
I won't even begin to go into the details of my first time, other than it was when I was three months shy of my 21st (I was determined to lose it before 21), and it was hardly anything to get excited about.

Call this stupid and mushy, but losing your virginity will seem entirely insignificant and trivial compared to the satisfaction and fulfillment you'll feel the first time you truly make love to a woman. When you get past those initial trials of inexperience and awkwardness, and more than likely have a few girlfriends come and go before you strike it up with the right one (not necessarily a bride-to-be, or the ONLY wife you might take in your time), and when all those little things just click right into place and you can totally stop thinking about having to do this and not do that, when you can just let go of everything and give in to the moment with reckless abandon, letting only emotion guide your actions, and...

... er, wait a second. I seem to have misplaced my testicles. One moment, please ... *sound of shuffling and then two cork-like pop sounds* ... there we go. Where was I? Oh, yeah...

WOO! You got some! Rock on, buddy! Did you smack it around and make 'er call ya' daddy? Get that man a beer! Wooooooooooo!

:D
 
It seems like am also in the minority in the how i lost it boat.

I was 20......lost it in a cabin.....July 15, 2000.......my honeymoon.


Yes, gentlemen, I waited till marriage. Good stuff. Recommended.