I was considering having thehelp get wasted for me so that I didn't feel poorly in the morning.
Any one else getting absolutely wasted tonight?
Yes!!! I have Macallan 64 Year Old in Lalique for myself in a hip flask. However, for my guests I have filled a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label with cheap scotch. Why waste my fortunes on others?
Similar to the V-6 cabriolet, 99% of people who will drink my cheap scotch in a Johnny Walker Blue Label bottle will have no idea they are drinking cheap $5/liter scotch. They'll be impressed with my ability to hand out high quality scotch to anyone without batting an eye.
Yes!!! I have good high quality scotch for myself in a hip flast. However, for my guests I have filled a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label with cheap knock off scotch. Why waste my fortunes on others?
Similar to the V-6 cabriolet, 99% of people who will drink my cheap scotch in a Johnny Walker Blue Label bottle will have no idea they are drinking cheap $5/liter scotch. They'll be impressed with my ability to hand out high quality scotch to anyone without batting an eye.
Like those driving a V6, I feel sorry for those that need servants because they are just too lazy, too large or too uneducated to do things themselves. Nothing screams "I need my mommy!" more than having someone fetch your shoes, jacket, diaper or whatever! Sorry SK, verts are not as uncommon as you make them out to be and your "status" is the definition of delusional. I agree the thread has merit as a comical piece though
One other question begs to be asked...why would someone with so much money worry about the amount of gas used by the car?
Ram Rt, that's some funny chit!
Btw, it's "punch bug red, no punch backs!" or so I'm told by my rugrats that we tote around in our minivan
MR. econo-box
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I heard he had to return the car. You know late fee's and all.
Hes now back in his Mini Van......