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grey5.0beast said:
lol now rusty trombone I know... elaborate on the steam cleaner...

Rocky Mountain Steam Cleaner: After courtiously ****ting on the females chest (see dirty sanchez and hot carl). The gentleman is kind enough to rinse it off with a voluminous stream of steamy piss (see golden showers).
 
RsStanG1987 said:
How about a pink sock i find that pretty nasty. Also i bet this will bet locked with possible bannings if this gets worse..

thats just nasty but i dont think a pink sock is possible...yeah we should probably tone it down :SNSign:
 
Lyncher said:
Rocky Mountain Steam Cleaner: After courtiously ****ting on the females chest (see dirty sanchez and hot carl). The gentleman is kind enough to rinse it off with a voluminous stream of steamy piss (see golden showers).
I still don't think that beats the alaskan pipeline in which you drill a girl in the ass with a peice of your frozen **** HAHAHAHAH
 
grey5.0beast said:
I still don't think that beats the alaskan pipeline in which you drill a girl in the ass with a peice of your frozen **** HAHAHAHAH

That is rather narsty haha.. But im my book nothing beats a classic Rodeo With an added donkey punch :nice:
 
lol true...

I bet a hundred bucks this is what ryan looks like right about know :scratch:


I love in the 40 yr old virgin(ryan...j/k lol) where the indian guy is like "its not all about this dirty sanchez or cincinatti bow tie or the rusty trombone... LMFAO)
 
grey5.0beast said:
lol true...

I bet a hundred bucks this is what ryan looks like right about know :scratch:


I love in the 40 yr old virgin(ryan...j/k lol) where the indian guy is like "its not all about this dirty sanchez or cincinatti bow tie or the rusty trombone... LMFAO)

LMFAO :rlaugh:
 
haha thats ****ing classic bro, but if i were you i wouldnt be that nice. If she opened the door to her house and here face cracked when she smiled i woulda whiped out my cell phone and told her my dog died and i had to go. But then again beauty is just a lightswitch away. I would have givin her the flaming fireman, which is where you set her pubes on fire and put them out by squirting your jiz on them lol.
 
Adams91LX said:
pink sock is my vote for worst out there...
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yeah Im gonna have to agree...


however if you wanna puke.. go to google images and turn safesearch off and search for TUBGIRL That si NOT WORK SAFE OR SUITIBLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN...IT IS DISGUSTING AND GRAPHIC...if anyone feels this is worthy of a ban please tell me and i will be happy to take it off as I dont want to offend anyone or get :ban:
 
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