so ive noticed lately lots of white smoke coming from the front of my stang also consuming alot of oil thought it was an oil leek turned out i forgot to put the oil cap back on after oil chang last week now my engine bay looks like an OPIC disaster lol 
please tell me im not the only idiot who's done this so i can feel like less of a dumb ÀSS

please tell me im not the only idiot who's done this so i can feel like less of a dumb ÀSS
How did you not notice this when you realized it was comsuming lots of oil?
I did something like that in my first car in high school. That piece o' junk was a bitch to start in the winter so we'd put a dipstick heater in it overnight to give it half a chance of starting. One morning I forgot to put the dipstick back in after pulling the heater out. I went to pick up a friend on the way to school and we were about halfway to school when smoke started pouring through the countless rust holes and decayed grommets in the firewall. My buddy was sure my car had finally caught on fire and was ready to jump out before I could even get it stopped. I pulled over and popped the hood and oil was everywhere - completely covering the underside of the hood and all over the drivers-side of the engine bay, from top to bottom. Then I saw the dipstick still laying there on the lip of the fender where I'd left it
It took some work to convince my friend that the car wasn't on fire and it was safe to continue.
After he got the last quart in, he realizes he forgot to put the plug back in. Then he sheepishly asked me if I could drive him up to the parts store to get some more oil (and a bag of kitty litter).

