like that for No money. 
Was it orange with a flag on the top? I’m having trouble picturing a Festiva making a good stunt car.I have too when I was young and dumb(er). I was around 17 when I ended up catching air with an 88 Festiva over a short berm, I was probably 10 feet in the air and come down hard on the front end. It still drove straight, but my steering wheel went from the straight up 12 o'clock position to around the 10 o'clock position. I wasn't actually trying to do that honestly, scared the hell out of myself. My cousin was in the passenger seat, laid back and without a seatbelt, he ended up bouncing off the ceiling. I think the only reason I didn't do the same is I had a death grip on the steering wheel and it caught my legs. Luckily nothing else really happened and I drove home - probably like an old man in comparison.....
Ohhhhhhh.... I think I get what you're saying. The [legal trouble] that he's in is manufactured. I could def see that.
jumping a creek?
Maybe but he's out in the middle of Pennsyltucky.I dunno, I can see the possibility of those being actual charges. If, for no other reason, than to try to dissuade others from attempting similar feats. You know, kinda like the warning labels on Drain-o and rat poison. I mean it wasn't all that long ago where dumbasses were eating Tide pods. Who knows, maybe this guy was doing the same thing at some point.
If he were attempting to jump the river in Pittsburgh maybe, but a creek on private property? That part still doesn't make much sense to me unless he's trespassing.
because if you don't die, you'll have to pay" while trying to come up with ways NOT to say as much. If death or dismemberment isn't a deterrent (because it's obviously not for some people...) maybe their bank account will be. Then again, you'd think going out and f**king up their $XXXXXX vehicle would do that concerning their bank account too, but I think we all know how stupid the general public really is....
