Differential Friction Modifier is made with whale sperm? Seriously... did someone go out an jerk off a whale and get it to shoot it's load into a container? Man, no wonder that stuff reeks .. 
Quick trivia - Did you guys know that....
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BigmacK192
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AMSOIL says: Formulated for use with both synthetic and petroleum gear lubricants and safely replaces manufacturer-recommended friction modifiers.
Sounds like sperm to me.
Sounds like sperm to me.
Maybe he was the kid who ate the paste in kindergarden, and knew then that a taste tester was the job for him????
J/K
If true, thats.....Nuts!
Dont you wish .....
Was changing out my diff one day at work and needed some extra gear oil. He gave me another bottle plus a bottle of friction modifier. HE told me about it..i'm like WTF?? A lot of techs called it sperm oil or whale sperm.
Picked up a bottle earlier today. Guy behind counter started making puns about it. So I made this thread. I should have done my research. Little did I know that MANY people have this confused. It is now Synthetic Sperm Oil. Not from whale sperm. It's Whale oil from a Sperm whale. But I think the synthetic counterpart because I think it's illegal to use the real thing.
LOL sorry for the false trivia. Looks like ---> I <--- learned something instead... DOH!
That was funny how you all reacted though.. haha
Was changing out my diff one day at work and needed some extra gear oil. He gave me another bottle plus a bottle of friction modifier. HE told me about it..i'm like WTF?? A lot of techs called it sperm oil or whale sperm.
Picked up a bottle earlier today. Guy behind counter started making puns about it. So I made this thread. I should have done my research. Little did I know that MANY people have this confused. It is now Synthetic Sperm Oil. Not from whale sperm. It's Whale oil from a Sperm whale. But I think the synthetic counterpart because I think it's illegal to use the real thing.
LOL sorry for the false trivia. Looks like ---> I <--- learned something instead... DOH!
That was funny how you all reacted though.. haha
hsean
10 Year Member
Not really, but I couldn't pass up a good opportunity to make a few jokes!
Fire at will!
HotFox
15 Year Member
5.0Droptop
...all those nights we shared, and you're a dude??
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HotFox
15 Year Member
LOL
This thread is turning south FAST!!!
It went south the moment I posted this thread lol
Maybe 5.0W was the guy who read this thread and thought " Damn it, no wonder I got rhoids so easily, I shoulda used this stuff long time ago"
5.0W/5.0 said:
Only if it involves some bush and a set of 36DD's
.. Maybe gearbanger has better experience in that category. After all, look at his name.. J/K Gearbanger
