rednecks and mustangs
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Ike83
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Metalcop
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Translated for spelling, grammar and a bit of the English language:
I was driving around in Long Valley the other day and I passed this kid, who is also from Long Valley. I think his name is Jesse? Anyway, this kids Mustang has a primer-only paint job with gay as hell 2003 Cobra rims on it. The driver had a mullet and he was blasting The Scorpions on the radio. He also had no shirt on and was sporting a farmers tan. What I want to know is; who this kid is and if he is serious or is his life really this much of a joke? Does anyone know him? What a tool-bag!
I was driving around in Long Valley the other day and I passed this kid, who is also from Long Valley. I think his name is Jesse? Anyway, this kids Mustang has a primer-only paint job with gay as hell 2003 Cobra rims on it. The driver had a mullet and he was blasting The Scorpions on the radio. He also had no shirt on and was sporting a farmers tan. What I want to know is; who this kid is and if he is serious or is his life really this much of a joke? Does anyone know him? What a tool-bag!
Translated for spelling, grammar and a bit of the English language:
I was driving around in Long Valley the other day and I passed this kid, who is also from Long Valley. I think his name is Jesse? Anyway, this kids Mustang has a primer-only paint job with gay as hell 2003 Cobra rims on it. The driver had a mullet and he was blasting The Scorpions on the radio. He also had no shirt on and was sporting a farmers tan. What I want to know is; who this kid is and if he is serious or is his life really this much of a joke? Does anyone know him? What a tool-bag!
Oooooooooooh
*attempts to make conversation*
Yo dat sucka would last 2 secs out her fo he got blasted by sum moon stompa wit a chip onis shulder ya heeeeeard
Ike83
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Translated for spelling, grammar and a bit of the English language:
I was driving around in Long Valley the other day and I passed this kid, who is also from Long Valley. I think his name is Jesse? Anyway, this kids Mustang has a primer-only paint job with gay as hell 2003 Cobra rims on it. The driver had a mullet and he was blasting The Scorpions on the radio. He also had no shirt on and was sporting a farmers tan. What I want to know is; who this kid is and if he is serious or is his life really this much of a joke? Does anyone know him? What a tool-bag!
Yeah......I'm also going to need that in Spanish.
Ike83
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Excuse me MetalCop, do ACTUALLY think THIS guy understands perfect English?
You probably should've left it scrambled so all of his friends could understand it better. 
Ike83
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What a tool-bag!
......and HOW does a TOOLBAG know how to drive a Mustang anyway? I mean......SHEESH! Who ACTUALLY approved this toolbag to get a license in the first place?
I think everybody knows how hard it is for a toolbag to reach the gas pedal. It's next to IMPOSSIBLE! Unless the the screwdriver quits "screwing around" and starts helping out a little more. THEN it might me possible I guess. 
Metalcop
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Aquí está en español:
Conducía alrededor en valle largo y pasé a este cabrito de allí. pienso que su nombre es jesse. Su asll preparado hacia fuera con el gas como bordes de la cobra del infierno o3 en él. él tenía un salmonete y él arruinaba scorpians sin la camisa encendido y los granjeros broncean. qué deseo saber soy quiénes es este cabrito y si él realmente no está bromeando alrededor. ¿cualquier persona le conoce? wat un toolbag
Or Ebonics, if you prefer:
I wuz rollin' around in long valley an' ah passed dis here kid from dere. ah th'o't his name iz jesse. Its asll primed out wiff gas as hell o3 cobra rims on it. he had uh mullet an' he wuz blasting scorpians wiff nahh shirt on an' uh farmers tan. what ah wants ta know iz who dis here kid iz an' if he iz really not joking around. anyone know him? wat uh toolbag in the hood! Word...
Conducía alrededor en valle largo y pasé a este cabrito de allí. pienso que su nombre es jesse. Su asll preparado hacia fuera con el gas como bordes de la cobra del infierno o3 en él. él tenía un salmonete y él arruinaba scorpians sin la camisa encendido y los granjeros broncean. qué deseo saber soy quiénes es este cabrito y si él realmente no está bromeando alrededor. ¿cualquier persona le conoce? wat un toolbag
Or Ebonics, if you prefer:
I wuz rollin' around in long valley an' ah passed dis here kid from dere. ah th'o't his name iz jesse. Its asll primed out wiff gas as hell o3 cobra rims on it. he had uh mullet an' he wuz blasting scorpians wiff nahh shirt on an' uh farmers tan. what ah wants ta know iz who dis here kid iz an' if he iz really not joking around. anyone know him? wat uh toolbag in the hood! Word...
Ike83
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Ike83
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'66 coupe
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I broke out my rosetta stone, and translated it to Ancient Egyptian:
[Bird] [Waves] [Tree] [Eye] [Dancing Penis] [Fig Leaf]
[Bird] [Waves] [Tree] [Eye] [Dancing Penis] [Fig Leaf]
Ike83
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FINALLY! Someone who CAN speak ancient egyptian. NOW I'll be able to figure out what this whole thread is about. Thank goodness!
88mouse
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MAC'n89Blckstng
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This kid 32785stang is talkin about is me, he has all this free time at work as a parts manager for a construction company, so while Im at work workin on cars, hes bullsittin on the internet all day and waits to see what I say later. damn kids. LOL If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't have a nice shiny engine bay.
VIPRETR
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French?
Je conduisais dans la Vallée Longue l'autre jour et j'ai passé ce gosse, qui est aussi de la Vallée Longue. Je pense que son nom est Jesse ? De toute façon, ce Mustang de gosses a un travail de peinture d'apprêt-seulement avec gai comme l'enfer 2003 bords de Cobra dessus. Le chauffeur a eu un rouget et il explosait Les Scorpions sur le radio. Il n'a pas eu aussi de chemise sur et était sportif un bronzage de fermiers. Que je veux-il savoir est ; que ce gosse est et s'il est sérieux ou sa vie est vraiment ceci une bonne partie d'une plaisanterie ? Quelqu'un le sait ? Qu'un outil-sac !
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strtrcr50
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Fo sheezy!!
I was rollin` around in long valley n i passed this kid fizzle there like a motha f\_/cka. i T-H-to-tha-izzink his nizzy is jesse sho nuff. Its asll primed out wit gas as hell o3 cobra rims on it fo my bling bling. he had a mullet n he was dippin' scorpians wit no shirt on n a playa tan. whizzay i want ta kizzy is who this kid is n if he is really not jok'n around. anyone know him? wat a toolbag
I was rollin` around in long valley n i passed this kid fizzle there like a motha f\_/cka. i T-H-to-tha-izzink his nizzy is jesse sho nuff. Its asll primed out wit gas as hell o3 cobra rims on it fo my bling bling. he had a mullet n he was dippin' scorpians wit no shirt on n a playa tan. whizzay i want ta kizzy is who this kid is n if he is really not jok'n around. anyone know him? wat a toolbag
blckstng96
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i think i saw that primer mustang crusin with a old as hell yellow volvo a few times too!!! both have to be tools haha,volvo was kinda sweet though
Ike83
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For the rest of you who don't speak Ancient Egyptian....please post back with proper translation. I "cain't underSTAND ye." 
