Ricers really do think their farting exhaust sounds good

[Shakerhood]

What the hell, there is no hope what-so-ever! I go for a drive and these ricers in a dark red, with grey primer (stickers over the primer too) revving his hamsters at me. I had to ask "Do you like how your car sounds or what?" he said "yeah my car sounds like an F1 race car from the inside"... To which I respond "well I wouldn't know but from the outside it sounds like a grandma's wet fart"...

They actually think that stuff sounds good?

I can't imagine that those horrible, stupid Fart Can's Sound any better inside the Rice-Mobile's than they do outside!!! I was pumping gas the other day and some Douche came by in some Riced out POS, maybe he thought it made the car faster because it was making noise!

 

[Boss 351]

The friday night street races (at the track) sounds like the bathroom in an old folks home. There are so many farting 4 bangers there. Most of them in the 16-19 second range. I saw ONE turbo Civic run 14.8 though. People around here don't know how to work on cars.

 

[Shakerhood]

Some goofy kids in Super Riced out Korean car were trying to get me to race them last night, I was just driving my Cavalier! I pulled ahead of them and then when I was just cruising them came past me doing about 70 or 80, bunch a freakin Douchebags!!!