share your funny co-worker stories...i'll go first

carbed87 · Aug 10, 2006

lol, ok, so moday me and two other workers were leaving out of town for three days (got back a little early) for some work (obviously). so this guy mike asks if i can grab his cooler and take it to the truck. so i grab it and bring it over and was like " so mikey, what do we got in here" he of course replies "oh, uh lunch for the next few days" so i open the cooler up just out of curiousity to find two cartons of ciggerettes and a 12 pack of mountain dew.... THATS ALL. so i close it and look up at him and he looks back and says "what?...". lol i was laughing for a good ten minutes after that. you guys ever have something similar happen.

I_AM_CANADIAN · Aug 10, 2006

I used to work in a grocery store. I had a BLONDE co-worker that pretty much fit the bill for that stereotype. Anyways, my boss gets her to "face" the Dairy section(that is to bring everything to the front and make sure english side out etc, make it look attractive for the customers). So I go and do my own business for a while and drop by the Dairy section later to see how she is doing. But when I get there I see that it still looks the same as before. Being curious I go into the back behind the dairy where we fill it from and I see her there.... facing everything TOWARDS THE BACK........

RsStanG1987 · Aug 10, 2006

I have tooo many ill throw one up later they are kinda cruel storys but its funny stuff..

89Notch · Aug 10, 2006

This woman I worked with ended up leaving her whole family out of the blue and moved in with this random woman and cooked and cleaned for her for like 3 months... Then out of the blue moved back in with her family and claimed that the woman had brainwashed her into moving in with her... she was a little odd

Strype · Aug 10, 2006

Me and MyBad70 used to work at K-mart together about 10 years ago...

One morning we're out front at 7:00 in the morning He's watering plants and I'm sweeping or something. All of the sudden 2 firetrucks come blazing into the parking lot with sirens going and all- scared us to death!

So a fireman jumps out and says to us "Did ya'll call- is there a fire in the store?"

MyBad70 looks at him, holds up the plant watering wand, and says "It's okay man I got it from here"

I still laugh about that chit to this day

grey5.0beast · Aug 10, 2006

hahaha

ryan218 · Aug 10, 2006

Strype said:
Me and MyBad70 used to work at K-mart together about 10 years ago...

One morning we're out front at 7:00 in the morning He's watering plants and I'm sweeping or something. All of the sudden 2 firetrucks come blazing into the parking lot with sirens going and all- scared us to death!

So a fireman jumps out and says to us "Did ya'll call- is there a fire in the store?"

MyBad70 looks at him, holds up the plant watering wand, and says "It's okay man I got it from here"

I still laugh about that chit to this day

MyBad70 looks at him, holds up the plant watering wand, and says "It's okay man I got it from here"

poneypower89 · Aug 10, 2006

Strype said:
So a fireman jumps out and says to us "Did ya'll call- is there a fire in the store?"

MyBad70 looks at him, holds up the plant watering wand, and says "It's okay man I got it from here"

:

Brillant!

grey5.0beast · Aug 10, 2006

I work with 4 gay guys at walmart...

and i have yet to find out who drives this sweet red notch there. He/she works the same shift as me 4-11pm but i dont know who it is. It appears to be lowered, it has chrome ponies, and aftermarket tails, and dark ass tint. I snapped a pic with my phone, i'll post it in a minute, phone is in the stang.

poneypower89 · Aug 10, 2006

grey5.0beast said:
I work with 4 gay guys at walmart...

and i have yet to find out who drives this sweet red notch there. He/she works the same shift as me 4-11pm but i dont know who it is. It appears to be lowered, it has chrome ponies, and aftermarket tails, and dark ass tint. I snapped a pic with my phone, i'll post it in a minute, phone is in the stang.

Let the air out of its tires and start listening for someone b1thcing... easiest way I can think of.

grey5.0beast · Aug 10, 2006

Daggar · Aug 10, 2006

Strype said:
Me and MyBad70 used to work at K-mart together about 10 years ago...

One morning we're out front at 7:00 in the morning He's watering plants and I'm sweeping or something. All of the sudden 2 firetrucks come blazing into the parking lot with sirens going and all- scared us to death!

So a fireman jumps out and says to us "Did ya'll call- is there a fire in the store?"

MyBad70 looks at him, holds up the plant watering wand, and says "It's okay man I got it from here"

I still laugh about that chit to this day

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The only thing that could make this story better is um....... a stuffed animal re-enactment!

795.0pacecar · Aug 10, 2006

A girl where I work dropped her phone in the toilet and flushed it down "by accident", then called the phone and started freaking out because she said some guy answered it. Shes nuts.

My co-workers dont realy do anything funny, my day mostly consists of me doing mean things to children that makes my co-workers laugh, so they have stroies to tell. Kinds sucks for me I guess.

mustangjoe87 · Aug 10, 2006

So at my old work we used to throw out a lot of gay jokes, well one day our inspector keith finds this "I (Heart) _____" bumper sticker in a magazine, It was some kind of citi bank advertisement where you fill in the blank. Well he puts gay men in the blank portion and puts it on The Gooch's shirt. About 5 min later he shows the gooch and pulls it off for him. When Keith leaves the gooch takes its out of the trash and goes to the parking lot and puts it on the bumper of Keiths Riviera (Which is dark red). Keith leaves work early to go golfing and doesnt notice its on the car. When he meets up with his brother at the course he takes a look at him and says "Man you really need to spend a lil more time with your wife".

mustangjoe87 · Aug 10, 2006

Oh **** I got another one, So The Gooch comes into work after a long night of partying very tired. While he was working he was doseing in and out. He goes into the bathroom to take a **** and falls asleep on the toilet, well he was also smoking. He then woke up with his underwear on fire. and he expected me not to tell anyone, that was some of the funniest stuff that I had ever heard.

ryan218 · Aug 10, 2006

strypes by far is the best!!!!!

the So a fireman jumps out and says to us "Did ya'll call- is there a fire in the store?"

MyBad70 looks at him, holds up the plant watering wand, and says "It's okay man I got it from here"

should be made in a CT for him somehow......strype...make it happen

carbed87 · Aug 10, 2006

ryan218 said:
strypes by far is the best!!!!!

the So a fireman jumps out and says to us "Did ya'll call- is there a fire in the store?"

MyBad70 looks at him, holds up the plant watering wand, and says "It's okay man I got it from here"

should be made in a CT for him somehow......strype...make it happen

yeah we know, you don't need to like recap what he said lol. you've done that wht, twice now

grey5.0beast · Aug 10, 2006

795.0pacecar said:
A girl where I work dropped her phone in the toilet and flushed it down "by accident", then called the phone and started freaking out because she said some guy answered it. Shes nuts.

My co-workers dont realy do anything funny, my day mostly consists of me doing mean things to children that makes my co-workers laugh, so they have stroies to tell. Kinds sucks for me I guess.

where do you work?

Strype · Aug 10, 2006

ryan218 said:
......strype...make it happen

How- do I lift my lucky charms and say "Make it so No. 1"

I kid you not- MyBad70 is the funny guy, not me. I'll tell that story til my dying day

ryan218 · Aug 11, 2006

carbed87 said:
yeah we know, you don't need to like recap what he said lol. you've done that wht, twice now

thats what im hear for

Strype said:
How- do I lift my lucky charms and say "Make it so No. 1"

I kid you not- MyBad70 is the funny guy, not me. I'll tell that story til my dying day

your on your own there.

share your funny co-worker stories...i'll go first

Member

Member

I shaved all my pubes playing this game.

Cuthbert catcher

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!

In just 10 years, I'll be old enough to drive!!!!

Now everyone in the world will know I wanna bang t

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!

Now everyone in the world will know I wanna bang t

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!

Attachments

New Member

lover of pudgy polygamists

Member

Member

In just 10 years, I'll be old enough to drive!!!!

Member

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!

Cuthbert catcher

In just 10 years, I'll be old enough to drive!!!!

Similar threads

Privacy & Transparency

Privacy & Transparency