share your funny co-worker stories...i'll go first

[795.0pacecar]

where do you work?

Im an afterschool teacher. Im actually applying for a service tech job at a local ford dealer tomorrow. I've had all the crappy pay and annoying children I can handle.

 

[Strype]

Im an afterschool teacher. Im actually applying for a service tech job at a local ford dealer tomorrow. I've had all the crappy pay and annoying children I can handle.

Kinda like being on a message board with ryan218 and grey5.0beast

 

[eagleautosports]

My fiance had a friend that made stickers. Both she and I worked at the same place and there was this annoying ditzy blonde. She had 2 stickers made up saying "Honk if you want a b**wj*b" and stuck them on the bumper. She couldn't figure out why everyone for about a week kept honking at her...

 

[85ragtop]

When I was in high school I worked at a pet shop. I had to unload the trucks every Thursday. We had these big things of shrink-wrap to wrap up the pallets. So one day this guy I worked with was bragging about his 3.1 camaro. We wrap his whole exhaust with shrink-wrap. Every day for a week when he drove up all you smell was burning plastic. He never did know what we had done.

 

[grey5.0beast]

Im an afterschool teacher. Im actually applying for a service tech job at a local ford dealer tomorrow. I've had all the crappy pay and annoying children I can handle.

good luck w/ the tech job.


LOL strype/

 

[ryan218]

Kinda like being on a message board with ryan218 and grey5.0beast

lol

 

[RUNINAGT]

I work in an automotive facility so you could imagine the stuff that goes on here.
We do stupid stuff like;
- glue your coffee cup to the counter
- put a hole in your drink bottle or can and wait for you to drink.
- honk the horn while your under the hood working.
- put bubble wrap on the drive up rack behind the wheels of car your pulling off
- while your sitting in driver seat of car call someone over to look @ something in car and then hit the windshield washer sprayer, usualy they will get wet.
- this works on the new guys, if your eating something and they walk up and say man that looks good where ya get it from (if there is not an obvious wrapper) tell them the company bought them and they have them up front to go see so&so and they will give them one. You know how that turns out.
- when someone finishes a car and pulls it up front, take a few lugnuts and put them back in the space they had the original lugnuts then say something about them and watch them scrammble up front to check the cars wheels. (works on new guys)
- I could go on but your probably bored by now, so here was the best yet.
- We had an old guy here that loved to joke around. He didnt have the best of hearing. So one of the other techs wired a horn to his pigtail on his truck and put the horn on top of his spare tire. He wired it to the brake light feature, so everytime he hit the brakes the horn would sound. It was funny as *****t, we left a few minutes after him and he was pulled into a parking lot walking around the back of his truck. We pulled in to see if everything was all right and he said there's something wrong with his horn.

 

[Rerun]

T'was a week before Christmas, and the office was pretty dead. I was doing some computer work in the back, and there were two sales people who decided to start bumping uglies in the office. After awhile I intercommed the extention they were at asking if someone ordered a pizza. Seeing them scramble because they didn't know someone was in the office was hilarious.