Smiley Story III: Smile Harder

LaserSVT · Mar 11, 2008

So I was trying to log on to :SNSign: and had computer troubles

and it made me :mad:

so I

to the restroom to take a crapola which dint go any better

So I decided to :spot:

the

and saw this

and she was tottaly :drool:

and I was

SO I

up to her and ask if she wants to pet my :banana:

...er....

and she says :nonono:

shes a

person but would I like to go to a

and I said :cool:

We get to the

and its all

so we start

and then

so I bust out the old moves

and that got everyone

and then I see the

again and shes all

which made me a horny little

so we

upstairs and

and after

came out I :sleep:

until her brother came in and he was :fuss:

and

and I was

so I

and said if he didnt leave I would use my power and

so since that didnt work we took out our swords to

we both lost our swords so we

and when he was out cold I was all Im number

and then

to mellow out. So I was :spot:

the

home and her brother ambushed us by the cliff so I

98COBRA281 · Mar 11, 2008

dude your great at these, i wish i was that creative

NobleHdwe · Mar 12, 2008

Another great one!!!!

fobra559 · Mar 12, 2008

Man it keeps getting better and better. This is by far my favorite smiley story. Keep them coming :hail2:

bakos24 · Mar 12, 2008

LaserSVT · Mar 12, 2008

You guys are the only ones that like them, not nearly enough to justify the cost involved

MyBloodRunsBlue · Mar 12, 2008

my fav was the 2nd one but this one was also great

BurningRubber · Mar 12, 2008

hahaha, the never ending saga.

CobraRed_96_GT · Mar 12, 2008

LaserSVT said:
You guys are the only ones that like them, not nearly enough to justify the cost involved

w/ 92 views, there are us closet fans ya know

LaserSVT · Mar 12, 2008

CobraRed_96_GT said:
w/ 92 views, there are us closet fans ya know

Just knowing your a reader CobraRed makes it all worth while

CobraRed_96_GT · Mar 12, 2008

LaserSVT said:
Just knowing your a reader CobraRed makes it all worth while

oh gosh, im blushing

LaserSVT · Mar 13, 2008

CobraRed_96_GT said:
oh gosh, im blushing

I thought you were black :scratch:

CobraRed_96_GT · Mar 13, 2008

LaserSVT said:
I thought you were black

why, cuz im from the yay area? You're racist!

SaleenGT2001 · Mar 13, 2008

THESE ARE F'N FUNNY

LaserSVT · Mar 13, 2008

CobraRed_96_GT said:
why, cuz im from the yay area? You're racist!

No, no, no I dont even know where your from. I never been to California.
When I saw that originaly Blade was on and it was right when the vampire dude asked Blade if he was blushing cause he said something :rlaugh:

I hate this phrase, but all my friends are black. I dont know any white guys out here :shrug:

CobraRed_96_GT · Mar 13, 2008

LaserSVT said:
No, no, no I dont even know where your from. I never been to California.
When I saw that originaly Blade was on and it was right when the vampire dude asked Blade if he was blushing cause he said something

I hate this phrase, but all my friends are black. I dont know any white guys out here

ha, i was just kidding dude. I don't think you're racist

LaserSVT · Mar 13, 2008

CobraRed_96_GT said:
ha, i was just kidding dude. I don't think you're racist

Use the

icon next time :nonono:

I always argue with my grandfather cause hes such a racist arse hole :mad:

They came over for new years and I invited a couple frinds too. Im inside and hear my grandfathe yell to me "hey theres a couple n#$$*rs out gere for you"
I swear if I had a gun I woulda shot him :mad:

CobraRed_96_GT · Mar 13, 2008

LaserSVT said:
Use the icon next time
I always argue with my grandfather cause hes such a racist arse hole
They came over for new years and I invited a couple frinds too. Im inside and hear my grandfathe yell to me "hey theres a couple n#$$*rs out gere for you"
I swear if I had a gun I woulda shot him

i thought since you were kidding around i would, guess you're sensative about the issue. We don't have nearly enough African-Americans in La Jolla, that's for sure

LaserSVT · Mar 13, 2008

CobraRed_96_GT said:
i thought since you were kidding around i would, guess you're sensative about the issue. We don't have nearly enough African-Americans in La Jolla, that's for sure

No harm, no foul

I am a little sensative just because of my grandfather. And every black friend I have hates the african american term. I said it once and my buddy goes"M-F do I look like im wearing a loin cloth, do I f'ng speak like im from zim-f'ing-bobway?" :rlaugh:

CobraRed_96_GT · Mar 13, 2008

LaserSVT said:
No harm, no foul I am a little sensative just because of my grandfather. And every black friend I have hates the african american term. I said it once and my buddy goes"M-F do I look like im wearing a loin cloth, do I f'ng speak like im from zim-f'ing-bobway?"

I just wrote 6 pages for my HIEA 113 class about Japanese and African-American discrimination and segregation from 1933-1946, and am ATM doing a policy analysis on affirmative action. I'm in the African-American writing mode

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