Street Master, Master of all things automotive, Super Stallion
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*As they return down the road, DC and 200 see Linz stopped on the side of the road. they pull over and get out to see what is wrong. They fail to notice Don waiting in the bushes, still pissed off, with a tazer.*
:: Linz nonchalantly grins at DC and 200horse, pretending that she dosent know Don is there with the Tazer:: Hey guys, my car broke down. While DC and 200horse check out the car problems, Linz jumps in her OWN cobra, straps on a helmet, and says SEE YA!!! And leaves Don, DC and 200horse to deal with their own problems. Linz WANTS to eat some pizza. Not some stupid McDonalds. So off she goes to Pizza Hut.::
*Still unaware that Don is only a few feet away in the bushes, DC and 200 figure that they can fix the car and go on their merry way. Once they are both looking under the hood to see what the problem could be, Don jumps out and shocks both of them, laughs while they are convulsing from a 300,000 volt shock, and then hops in the car and drives to the Pizza Hut to meat Linz.
*meanwhile, 25 mles down the road at pizza hut, Don and Linz are out of the cold and enjoying a fresh, tasty pizza. Don smiles, thinking how he got Dc and 200 back for laughing at him geting knocked out with a bat.*
after the 25 mile hitch, DC and 200horse finally arrive to the local Pizza Hut and go inside to find Don and Linz awaiting their ticket. DC and 200horse walks up to Don and say, "we are very sorry Don, we truly didn't mean to hurt you. we figured since you played football, you could handle a hit like that." They all shake hands and agree that they can make up and be friends again and DC and 200horse walk outside and start talking about what is going to happen in the next week.
*Don agrees that the whole incedent is messed up, but points out that football hits are harder but you also have a helmet on. He suggests that we all go down to the southside of birmingham for Thursday night jello wrestling at Bellbottoms.*
Don defends football player with the statement that no matter who you are, getting hit in the head with a baseball bat hurts like hell.
200HorseV6
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**200horse laughs at the remark and agrees any one that can take a beating by a base ball bat or a taser is a very tough guy.**
*Don wonders why the hell everyone got so violent all of the sudden, grabs a to go box full of pizza, and runs out into the freakin 20 DEGREE WEATHER*
::Linz follows Don, who is carrying her favorite kind of pizza. She hates this cold weather, and of course, in the Shelby Cobra, you dont have a choice but to deal with it.:: Don how are we gonna keep the pizza warm, cuz we have to drive a long way back down the highway. In fact, I think I am lost. I dont even know what town I am in.
200HorseV6
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**200horse grabs the taser starts shocking the hell out of everyone. He grabs a pizza and DC and they both run out the door.
*Don doesn't really know where we ended up either, but is sure that we could duct tape the pizza box to the engine block to keep the pizza warm*
200HorseV6
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200horse thinks that duct taping the pizza to the engine would be a great idea and starts the other cobra and tapes his and DCs pizza to the engine.
:: Linz comes up with the revalation that it would be easier to call in a pizza, since DC and 200horse stole hers. So she and Don hop into her cobra, and duck tap a tazered Silver to the trunk (he wouldent fit IN the trunk, so he has to be taped ON the trunk) hoping he will stay there the whole ride and not fall off. Then Linz drives her cobra to the nearest local hotel, checks in, orders a pizza, and waits for it to arrive.:: Dont worry Don, I wont take advantage of either you or silver. Mabey we should throw him in a shower or something and he will wake up.
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