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Once upon a time, she liked a kitten. Her father kicked my dog, who bit the hand that but then got stuck reaching inside. I shot him in the leg with the crossbow I made from Chevy axles stolen from some stupid bag lady who said I was eating gumbo off of a monkey's cave floor. Then a hungry monkey told me he puked all over his Honda and wiped his greasy caca infested big toe on the other foot from his red ass burnt from GBM. Then some ugly purple llama spat DOT3 and jello all over his girlfriend who smelled like she had just eaten a tire carcass and farted blowing out greasy chunks of roadkill across the striking crowd of sheeple. But then, flashing his little warrior with blue fuzz and a blue colored football helmet hanging over the edge and drooling on her pasta fazul draped with a fuzzy closet monster. Then Zookeeper fought over a banana autographed by Joe Mama and kissed The Hopkinator on his big hairy fish lips and screeched Thank God for Listerine! My mouth is on a football! The monkeys are after my LuckyCharms! The jacuzzi is full of MEN!!!!!!!!!! Run! Run! Run as fast as a paraplegic on crack in a twin turbo go-kart on propane going downhill toward a brick wall/Canadian bonfire where a Christmas confectionary, that appeared halfbaked, made by a canadian who spanked his wife's hockey puck for choking a chicken and spanking one of the Monkees. Then the shaking chihuahua lit a hand-rolled Cuban imigrant who burned brightly during the Barret-Jackson auction. He was picking his dirty socks of cookie dough crumbs with a Hydrolicly powered loufa sponge. Suddenly a trumpet sounded and I came out of her matchbox car made from toilet paper used by the llama and recycled. Just then Mr. Closet-Dawg stepped in and drank 20 quarts of nawzzzz gutter juice while eating an LS1. Jumping into rice-a-roni feet first hitting his belly button on his NAWZS sticker tatooed on his forearm while holding a woman's enormous purse made from Baseball game, rained out. ( 
) She interrupted the action of your oscillating fan. Whistles dixie at the passing Sheeple flying black helicopters overhead dropping old men holding cuisinarts wearing kilts and boxers. When suddenly the flapping of his fish lips kept time with the dripping faucet. Suddenly she tossed me a kiss tied to a brick that came through the gutter jello before it hit me. That's when it broke my coccyx. Tomorrow I will go off in my ford and find the end of the rainbow was surrounded by black helicopters but protected by three old geezers drivin' Hop's Eleanor and yelling "Beat me hard with a sausage. The geezers went nuts after gp001 touched their nasty, stanky fuzzy dice! One of them ate a sheeple and exclaimed dropping a "Mmmm, good! Tastes like gingerbread cookie." I want a new jacuzzi pump with a flux capacitor. The end justifies the beginning of the middle which never begins; it just continues. The end then takes us all to the edge of the erupting volcano. The end has not begun yet and will and will never come even if you keep on posting "The End." But gp001 will try to love two monkeys shaved clean soaked in good beer and playing with a football and picking flowers in a dress with a magic wand up his dead end that was real gay. The end justifies the return of Chelle's avatar and her blonde sister with the bunny ears and black bow tie with the pink polka-dots. It's weird that all gp001 can say is "rain sucks" cause he eats it with a poop encrusted golden spoon that said Joey Butafooko was a simple leg-humper spewing juice. Suddenly a peanut-shaped horse entered the front gage when suddenly "The end" was screamed by a great man standing next to gp001 telling him that he is the greatest man alive today. Boom! He's dead! "Oh Jesus!" exclaimed the big blue fuzzy closet monster, "This is getting totally ridiculous!" Without fear, Waaambulance chasers began to pick up his sphincter which was followed by a turd that fell out of the top of Ol-Smokey the monkey! Ol-Smokey decided his itchy friend StangDreamin had fleas with ticks. He scratches and licks his underarms clean. Then he said "I'm hungry for some puppy chow smothered in ranch dressing and jujubees. So then without warning, a ricer crashed into gp's stang, screaming "Where's that football???" Then a turd alarm went off because of StangDreamin's breathalizer found not enough quality spirits in gp001 who quickly taught us "good beer is not in Da-mancuzzi unless StangDreamin' is offered a case of jello pudding pops as well as well as Pete's Wicked Ale! Still dreamin about the bouncing avatars wondering where wet t-shirts come from when suddenly StangDreamin died laughing at gp001's jokes which were about NoKittens extremely hairy, fur covered, asbestos underwear and his underwear chewing blue deamon from Hades sitting on Chance the wonder pony! "Holy Toledo Batman! We are caught by HungryMonkey's insidious trap!" got inbetween Chelle and gp001 with black box wearing, foot ball chasing, sheeple and monkeys. Your momma told you to bite the hand that chokes Foghorn's chicken at the Colonel Cluck! At which Stangdreamin' got busy with Chelle's avatar who slapped the big blue fuzzy teddy bear with a trout. When suddenly blue lights appeared in aisle 5. My rearview mirror got broken by StangDreamin's little girl's horse! She got a lazy Nokitten to pick up horse manure from her Dad's truck which wasn't home alone. Even though ducks fart, people listen to squeeking Peanut Boys! One time at band-camp this girl played sax and sounded off about nothing in particular. For some reason stangdreamin's hemroids resemble steelhorse which is pretty gross compared to making love in a man-jacuzzi sitting out on a patio in the snow up north near the GBM's house! What happened to the man of distinction when pop goes GPP001's monkeys. The whippersnapper 1/2nokitten replied "I love things like footballs & midgets squashed under StangDreamin's butt passin gas which smells like beer mixed with peanuts and gingerbread and guacamole!" The texture of fish is sensational when enhanced by thwapping a leg-humber with a trout unless you're under the smothering effects of bacon and beer downwind of gp001 when the sheeple passed gas in his monkey football. The GBM scared an old lady but his "bakery girl" ran away to another falvor dessert even though she has crusty toes which he licked clean. Tomorrow Chepsk8 will drive the Factory Five crew beserk over the fact he's wearing a velvet camisole and a fu manchu along with pink tights, a tutu, with snowshoes that match. His pretty daughter's clothes look good on Stangdreamin'. They dance like drunk BBFCM's and HungryMonkeys would dance with Closet-Dawgs at the Policeman's ball for extremely weird people like myself. With inmates rioting in pickle jars to the rhythm stole from Howard Stern. Stern WHINED about being censored by the end . . .
Chapter 2, same as the first only twice as long. The next time before my floccinaucinihilipilification becomes supercalafragilisticexpialidoscious! Mary Poppins pumps poodles' puddles dry while roasting chestnuts over an open propane gutter BBQ sending smoke signals out to BBFCM's VFD buddies who were roasting cats for GBM's picnic lunch. When suddenly giant hungrymonkies escaped from SuperDave's shop and paraded their shaved ex-fuzzy bananas in public naked for a while at burger king with the monkeys and their football! After which they skinny dipped until hillie16 floated a big brown trout in the river that ran wild into da-mancuzzi with anal-astronauts chasing Steelhorse then tchelle pushing her Sadie Mobile flattened a brown teddybear.
Great thread, I think this is going to be a world record unless it runs out. No way it is going to run out because we all have warped imagination! Speaking of . . .
-Chelle
) She interrupted the action of your oscillating fan. Whistles dixie at the passing Sheeple flying black helicopters overhead dropping old men holding cuisinarts wearing kilts and boxers. When suddenly the flapping of his fish lips kept time with the dripping faucet. Suddenly she tossed me a kiss tied to a brick that came through the gutter jello before it hit me. That's when it broke my coccyx. Tomorrow I will go off in my ford and find the end of the rainbow was surrounded by black helicopters but protected by three old geezers drivin' Hop's Eleanor and yelling "Beat me hard with a sausage. The geezers went nuts after gp001 touched their nasty, stanky fuzzy dice! One of them ate a sheeple and exclaimed dropping a "Mmmm, good! Tastes like gingerbread cookie." I want a new jacuzzi pump with a flux capacitor. The end justifies the beginning of the middle which never begins; it just continues. The end then takes us all to the edge of the erupting volcano. The end has not begun yet and will and will never come even if you keep on posting "The End." But gp001 will try to love two monkeys shaved clean soaked in good beer and playing with a football and picking flowers in a dress with a magic wand up his dead end that was real gay. The end justifies the return of Chelle's avatar and her blonde sister with the bunny ears and black bow tie with the pink polka-dots. It's weird that all gp001 can say is "rain sucks" cause he eats it with a poop encrusted golden spoon that said Joey Butafooko was a simple leg-humper spewing juice. Suddenly a peanut-shaped horse entered the front gage when suddenly "The end" was screamed by a great man standing next to gp001 telling him that he is the greatest man alive today. Boom! He's dead! "Oh Jesus!" exclaimed the big blue fuzzy closet monster, "This is getting totally ridiculous!" Without fear, Waaambulance chasers began to pick up his sphincter which was followed by a turd that fell out of the top of Ol-Smokey the monkey! Ol-Smokey decided his itchy friend StangDreamin had fleas with ticks. He scratches and licks his underarms clean. Then he said "I'm hungry for some puppy chow smothered in ranch dressing and jujubees. So then without warning, a ricer crashed into gp's stang, screaming "Where's that football???" Then a turd alarm went off because of StangDreamin's breathalizer found not enough quality spirits in gp001 who quickly taught us "good beer is not in Da-mancuzzi unless StangDreamin' is offered a case of jello pudding pops as well as well as Pete's Wicked Ale! Still dreamin about the bouncing avatars wondering where wet t-shirts come from when suddenly StangDreamin died laughing at gp001's jokes which were about NoKittens extremely hairy, fur covered, asbestos underwear and his underwear chewing blue deamon from Hades sitting on Chance the wonder pony! "Holy Toledo Batman! We are caught by HungryMonkey's insidious trap!" got inbetween Chelle and gp001 with black box wearing, foot ball chasing, sheeple and monkeys. Your momma told you to bite the hand that chokes Foghorn's chicken at the Colonel Cluck! At which Stangdreamin' got busy with Chelle's avatar who slapped the big blue fuzzy teddy bear with a trout. When suddenly blue lights appeared in aisle 5. My rearview mirror got broken by StangDreamin's little girl's horse! She got a lazy Nokitten to pick up horse manure from her Dad's truck which wasn't home alone. Even though ducks fart, people listen to squeeking Peanut Boys! One time at band-camp this girl played sax and sounded off about nothing in particular. For some reason stangdreamin's hemroids resemble steelhorse which is pretty gross compared to making love in a man-jacuzzi sitting out on a patio in the snow up north near the GBM's house! What happened to the man of distinction when pop goes GPP001's monkeys. The whippersnapper 1/2nokitten replied "I love things like footballs & midgets squashed under StangDreamin's butt passin gas which smells like beer mixed with peanuts and gingerbread and guacamole!" The texture of fish is sensational when enhanced by thwapping a leg-humber with a trout unless you're under the smothering effects of bacon and beer downwind of gp001 when the sheeple passed gas in his monkey football. The GBM scared an old lady but his "bakery girl" ran away to another falvor dessert even though she has crusty toes which he licked clean. Tomorrow Chepsk8 will drive the Factory Five crew beserk over the fact he's wearing a velvet camisole and a fu manchu along with pink tights, a tutu, with snowshoes that match. His pretty daughter's clothes look good on Stangdreamin'. They dance like drunk BBFCM's and HungryMonkeys would dance with Closet-Dawgs at the Policeman's ball for extremely weird people like myself. With inmates rioting in pickle jars to the rhythm stole from Howard Stern. Stern WHINED about being censored by the end . . .Chapter 2, same as the first only twice as long. The next time before my floccinaucinihilipilification becomes supercalafragilisticexpialidoscious! Mary Poppins pumps poodles' puddles dry while roasting chestnuts over an open propane gutter BBQ sending smoke signals out to BBFCM's VFD buddies who were roasting cats for GBM's picnic lunch. When suddenly giant hungrymonkies escaped from SuperDave's shop and paraded their shaved ex-fuzzy bananas in public naked for a while at burger king with the monkeys and their football! After which they skinny dipped until hillie16 floated a big brown trout in the river that ran wild into da-mancuzzi with anal-astronauts chasing Steelhorse then tchelle pushing her Sadie Mobile flattened a brown teddybear.
Great thread, I think this is going to be a world record unless it runs out. No way it is going to run out because we all have warped imagination! Speaking of . . .
-Chelle
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