The Crown Vic from HELL!

Darkwriter77

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If they ever decide to make a Mad Max 4, I could totally see this thing running around in it...

1993 Crown Victoria Custom Lifted

Poor, poor Crown Vic...

 

5.0Droptop

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poor car

 

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how can that car be fun to take off roading, besides the fact you wouldnt want to be seen on the road in it

 

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Seriously, does he really think that someone going to buy that garbage? It doesn't even have $800 worth of parts anymore.

Poor car...

 

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Every day I find new proof that there are some really dumb mutherf***ers out there!! Who would buy that??????

 

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Thats hilarious, thats an awesome field car. Who cares about a crown vic theres only like ten million of them out there. I don't see that guy ever getting 800 for it, thats strictly a field car.

 

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Thank God. I expected to see another NJ craigslist ad.

 

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That POS isn't even worth $800 for parts. I wouldn't trust using an engine that's sat without a hood over it.

 

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demolition derby anyone?

 

MahFiVeOh

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FOOT2DFLOOR said:

demolition derby anyone?

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I've seen derby cars in better shape.

 

Darkwriter77

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FOOT2DFLOOR said:

demolition derby anyone?

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Not even! First time someone hits you, the car would fold over upon itself (and the driver). There's hardly anything left.

About the only thing I can say for it is that I've never seen someone mount a cone filter directly onto the throttle body on one of those cars before. What'd he do with the MAF and IAT sensors?

 

stykthyn

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I would poo inside the filter and then put it back on the TB

 

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$800!!! I paid $400 for my emissions tested/safetied 93 grand marquis... and it even has a ROOF and HOOD!! What a pile lmao

 

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hemi_fan said:

$800!!! I paid $400 for my emissions tested/safetied 93 grand marquis... and it even has a ROOF and HOOD!! What a pile lmao

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dude you got ripped that has an aircooled cabin,lifted,perfromance modded intake and i think he will include a free oil change......

 

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Not as good as Satan's Crown Victoria...but a gem I found tonight in my own local craigslist while looking for parts.....

WARNING: The following images contain graphic pictures of Mustang Molestation. View at own risk. (And what's with the little cobra snake ON the hood instead of in the grill???)

1991 mustang GT

 

Preston951

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five_o_stang said:

Not as good as Satan's Crown Victoria...but a gem I found tonight in my own local craigslist while looking for parts.....

WARNING: The following images contain graphic pictures of Mustang Molestation. View at own risk. (And what's with the little cobra snake ON the hood instead of in the grill???)

1991 mustang GT

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I don't think that's bad.

 

88vert5oh

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WOW! a steal at 800 bucks.

 

five_o_stang

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I don't think that's bad.

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lol...i'm sure that crown vic guy thinks his is a beauty too....

haha. Just kidding buddy. Everyone's got different taste. I'm a fan of the stock or only slightly modified body style (maybe a hood or some rims)....on a sleeper motor...but that's just me...

Ghettofied Daytona kits just aren't my thing...

 

Preston951

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five_o_stang said:

lol...i'm sure that crown vic guy thinks his is a beauty too....

haha. Just kidding buddy. Everyone's got different taste. I'm a fan of the stock or only slightly modified body style (maybe a hood or some rims)....on a sleeper motor...but that's just me...

Ghettofied Daytona kits just aren't my thing...

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Oh no, don't get me wrong, I think the front bumper is hideous! I could never drive a Stang that looked like that!

This dude obviously needs a lesson in what "Mustang" means, but its not like he completely destroyed the car! Nothing that a new front fascia and a few touch-ups/changes here and there and you have a good car.

He says he has a SUNROOF!? Did Foxes come with sunroofs back in the day? I know I want one now...

By the way, I don't have the same history or love for the Fox body as you do - I'm the next generation lol! I can tell why that may have hurt you so much ha!