Words of Wisdom

When the red river flows, never fear to take the dirt road instead - my girlfriend said this to me 2 weeks after we met!

oh yeah, revived another one

"Nitrous is like a hot girl with STDs. You know you want to hit but are afraid of the consequences"....saw this one in someone's sig here on SN.

"Live and let live that's my motto. If anyone can't live with that take 'em outside and shoot the Mother ****er"....George Carlin.

If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.

In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely with a pretty, well-preserved body. The goal is to skid in broadside, tires smoking, body all dented, leaking fluids, gas gauge on empty, throughly used up and worn out, proclaming, ' Holy ****, what a ride!'" - Klassikar

Found that one in somebody's sig on another forum

"there is an exception to every rule"


ol dirt bastard sung this on the chappelle show.

you don't understand
i'll make love to my hand
i don't need you honey
i'll beat my d i c k like it owes me money,
thats why, i say
f u c k it

There are two kinds of pedestrians, the quick and the dead!

a couple from my fav poet, bill blake:

"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." -- think about it, only way you learn is through mistakes.

"No bird soars too high, if it soars with it's own wings."

" Prisons are built with stones of Law, Brothels with bricks of Religion."

" The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction"

" You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough."

" Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement, are roads of Genius."

from one of the greatest songs of all time, Stairway to heaven

"yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, theres still time to change the road your on"

and of course an old favorite i dont think has been broughten up yet, but its probly over-used

"your honda has 1.4/1.6 liters, while my mountain dew has 2" har har

Today is just today. --me

I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.

Sean Connery, “Losers go home and cry about how they did their best, winners go home and f u c k the prom queen”.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson

I enjoy being an a55hole, the hours are good and theres no heavy lifting.

People dont plan to fail they just fail to plan.

When in doubt...Squeeze and Stroke it!

Applies to so many aspects of life...wel two...engines and ...well, telling the g/f to take care of business

There are two kinds of people: those that think they can and those that think they can't. Both of them are right. Which one are you? - Vincle Lombardi

I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Team America movie
"There are 3 types of people in this world, you got you d*cks ,p***ys, and your a**holes. D*cks are always trying to ***** everybody, then you got you p***y who swear every body can get along, p***ys get made d*cks sometimes cause there always trying to f**k, then you have your a**holes who are always trying to ***** on everybody. But sometimes a**holes get ******* by d*cks too. it ain't so bad being a d*ck"
It was something to that effect it was a good quote a bit graffic(sp?) but good and freaking funny. One of the best movies ever. "Deka, Derka, mohamed, jihad"
Song "Freedom isn't free, when there's a hand to *****ing feed.

HAHA! Love that movie.

"TEAAAAAM AMMERRICAAA.. FUUUCCCCCK YAAAA...COOMING TO SAVEEE THE FUUUCCCKING DAAAAY YAALLLL"