Words of Wisdom
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mystang94gt
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"Everyone's got a game plan until they get punched in the face."
"Bunch of btches"
"everytime you see a beautiful women remember that somewhere there's a man who's tired of F-ing her"
For my biker buddies...
"keep em hot and sticky"
"keep the rubber side down"
"Bunch of btches"
"everytime you see a beautiful women remember that somewhere there's a man who's tired of F-ing her"
For my biker buddies...
"keep em hot and sticky"
"keep the rubber side down"
mystang94gt said:
That's a great quote to remember.
especially when I am looking at women like these:
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mo_dingo
20+ Year Stangneter 
Wahhoooo...TANGNET LIVES!!!!!
Some of mine.....
O" Tis a wonderful thing to have the strength of a giant, but it is tyrannous to use it like one - shakespeare
I see it every day at work, when people are given some form of power at work, and abuse the hell out of it...
Our doubts are traitors; THey make us lose the good we oft might win - shakespeare.
Personal favorite - Once you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours - Stephen Roberts
And one for kicks.
You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a c*cksucker from Guatemala!!!
Scott
Some of mine.....
O" Tis a wonderful thing to have the strength of a giant, but it is tyrannous to use it like one - shakespeare
I see it every day at work, when people are given some form of power at work, and abuse the hell out of it...
Our doubts are traitors; THey make us lose the good we oft might win - shakespeare.
Personal favorite - Once you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours - Stephen Roberts
And one for kicks.
You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a c*cksucker from Guatemala!!!
Scott
xr8d302
I bought a 27" monitor to compensate for my lack o
When the red river flows, never fear to take the dirt road instead - my girlfriend said this to me 2 weeks after we met!
oh yeah, revived another one
oh yeah, revived another one
JJ95GTID
Active Member
"Nitrous is like a hot girl with STDs. You know you want to hit but are afraid of the consequences"....saw this one in someone's sig here on SN.
"Live and let live that's my motto. If anyone can't live with that take 'em outside and shoot the Mother ****er"....George Carlin.
"Live and let live that's my motto. If anyone can't live with that take 'em outside and shoot the Mother ****er"....George Carlin.
super302
I'd do anything for free Bapples
If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.
In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely with a pretty, well-preserved body. The goal is to skid in broadside, tires smoking, body all dented, leaking fluids, gas gauge on empty, throughly used up and worn out, proclaming, ' Holy ****, what a ride!'" - Klassikar
Found that one in somebody's sig on another forum
Found that one in somebody's sig on another forum
Blackened302
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a couple from my fav poet, bill blake:
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." -- think about it, only way you learn is through mistakes.
"No bird soars too high, if it soars with it's own wings."
" Prisons are built with stones of Law, Brothels with bricks of Religion."
" The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction"
" You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough."
" Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement, are roads of Genius."
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." -- think about it, only way you learn is through mistakes.
"No bird soars too high, if it soars with it's own wings."
" Prisons are built with stones of Law, Brothels with bricks of Religion."
" The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction"
" You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough."
" Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement, are roads of Genius."
from one of the greatest songs of all time, Stairway to heaven
"yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, theres still time to change the road your on"
and of course an old favorite i dont think has been broughten up yet, but its probly over-used
"your honda has 1.4/1.6 liters, while my mountain dew has 2" har har
"yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, theres still time to change the road your on"
and of course an old favorite i dont think has been broughten up yet, but its probly over-used
"your honda has 1.4/1.6 liters, while my mountain dew has 2" har har
Eric94GTvert
Founding Member
Sean Connery, “Losers go home and cry about how they did their best, winners go home and f u c k the prom queen”.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
I enjoy being an a55hole, the hours are good and theres no heavy lifting.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
I enjoy being an a55hole, the hours are good and theres no heavy lifting.
blksn955.o
Founding Member
SQUEEZE&STROKE
New Member
When in doubt...Squeeze and Stroke it!
Applies to so many aspects of life...wel two...engines and ...well, telling the g/f to take care of business
Applies to so many aspects of life...wel two...engines and ...well, telling the g/f to take care of business
Black95GTS
Active Member
There are two kinds of people: those that think they can and those that think they can't. Both of them are right. Which one are you? - Vincle Lombardi
I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
Team America movie
"There are 3 types of people in this world, you got you d*cks ,p***ys, and your a**holes. D*cks are always trying to ***** everybody, then you got you p***y who swear every body can get along, p***ys get made d*cks sometimes cause there always trying to f**k, then you have your a**holes who are always trying to ***** on everybody. But sometimes a**holes get ******* by d*cks too. it ain't so bad being a d*ck"
It was something to that effect it was a good quote a bit graffic(sp?) but good and freaking funny. One of the best movies ever. "Deka, Derka, mohamed, jihad"
Song "Freedom isn't free, when there's a hand to *****ing feed.
"There are 3 types of people in this world, you got you d*cks ,p***ys, and your a**holes. D*cks are always trying to ***** everybody, then you got you p***y who swear every body can get along, p***ys get made d*cks sometimes cause there always trying to f**k, then you have your a**holes who are always trying to ***** on everybody. But sometimes a**holes get ******* by d*cks too. it ain't so bad being a d*ck"
It was something to that effect it was a good quote a bit graffic(sp?) but good and freaking funny. One of the best movies ever. "Deka, Derka, mohamed, jihad"
Song "Freedom isn't free, when there's a hand to *****ing feed.
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