Last night was graduation for me. I went to a party afterwards, and my only goal was to get so incapacitated that i couldn't move. Well i was there alright, my buddy, the DD, drove us home, we got to his house, he was laying on his bed passed out, i walked in his room, and started pissing all over him and the bed. I'm not sure why, i guess i thoguht it was a toilet. I'm still in shock, i cant believe i was that messed up to piss on my buddy's bed. He was like ****in stop! i said what dude? i didnt even realize what i was doing. but it does make for a good drunk story, for me, not for him because he got pissed on.