Getting drunk around ugly girls is such a bad idea....

[Aliate X]

anybody ever hook up with a girl when your really drunk that when you sober up you are like wtf am I thinking.....yeah lol so that was my night. Got out of there asap!

 

[1SLO306]

oh thats chitty hopefully she wont remember and tell anyone and if she does remember pay her to keep her month shut

 

[simplyJ]

anybody ever hook up with a girl when your really drunk that when you sober up you are like wtf am I thinking.....yeah lol so that was my night. Got out of there asap!

judging from this post I'm assuming I'm your elder so I'll give you this advice... think of the ugly ones as practice (insert your favorite sports analogy here) for the hot ones. As long as she isn't deformed, fat, or otherwise hideous, just embrace it but don't talk about it to your friends or let her believe that she can talk about it to ANYONE.

or... stop drinking so much.

 

[Ozz]

Nope. And a good peace of mind is my reward

 

[grey5.0beast]

nope. not yet. I almost did when I was high, but I was like no, I HAVE to go home... NOW let me take you home... lmao

 

[billison]

friends don't let friends bone ugly chicks....

 

[grey5.0beast]

Over the summer me and two friends went to Aruba, funniest **** ever, me and one of my friends are bringing these two girls back to the room, we walk in and my friend george is banging this HUGE black chick. It was the funniest/grossest thing I had ever seen, we went back to the girls' rooms

 

[Turkey Sammich]

Fat chicks on a tropical island? Sick dood. The first rule of doing an ugly chick, is not TALKING about it. And... @$$ to Mouth FTW.

 

[RsStanG1987]

First rule of a friend banging an ugly chick is making fun of him for 5 hours after it happened then never speak of it again unless he is going to hook up with a bovine again..

 

[carbed87]

i can drink em pretty, but i cant drink them skinny lol, but i think thats a good thing.

 

[87Mustang351]

believe it or not im fat and i had 3 HOT chicks the other night at one time, i didnt know what to do with myself i near chit

 

[RS200]

Fat chicks are like mopeds...fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on one...

 

[Darkwriter77]

At this point, I'd almost be happy just to bed an ugly chick ... or a cute fat one, even. Sleeping with a hot chick every night (my ex, soon to be moving out) and not having gotten any for over 6 months makes a guy desperate for an outlet, y'know? *le sigh*

 

[RsStanG1987]

At this point, I'd almost be happy just to bed an ugly chick ... or a cute fat one, even. Sleeping with a hot chick every night (my ex, soon to be moving out) and not having gotten any for over 6 months makes a guy desperate for an outlet, y'know? *le sigh*

Pm me for some ruffees and head to the club.. Never do a fattie never ever ever.

 

[bubba-dough]

Maybe my generation is just getting old but there is no shame in a fatty or a ugly chic....just not fat and ugly. Embrace the fact that you got ass and your pals didn't. Take the ribbing they give you and move on.

My grandpa (what a pimp) told me a long time ago never pass up a piece of ass. It may be the best or last you ever get. Ass is ass. Its all good, some is just better than others.......

 

[795.0pacecar]

Everybody gets one uggo and one fatty without being penalized, more than that and your fair game to ridicule. Its part of the man code.

 

[GT Drifter]

Been there.
I was so wasted I couldn't even remember what she looked like or even getting her number.

I was going to call her the next day till my buddy told me not too. That's what friend's are for.

 

[90]

First rule of a friend banging an ugly chick is making fun of him for 5 hours after it happened then never speak of it again unless he is going to hook up with a bovine again..

im upset that this happend... not only has he broken a man law, he also killed the guy code of ethnics. im left speechless

 

[bubba-dough]

Been there.
I was so wasted I couldn't even remember what she looked like or even getting her number.

I was going to call her the next day till my buddy told me not too. That's what friend's are for.

Thats what a true friend does.

Btw why on this earth would you call a chick after a one night stand? No matter how hawt she may have been. The point is she gave it up the first night to someone she barely knew. If she did that for you; she does that for everyone. That is someone you definately don't date. Treat her the way she obviously likes it. Hit it and forget it....possibly even a booty call down the road, but never call them right away

 

[wazazzle]

learning from experience and many miles of "the walk of shame" on campus. when its cold and wet outside i'm not the one to turn down a free ride. even if the chick is ugly or fat. if you're that wasted, who cares what others think... the excuse "no i didn't. i don't remember that. besides if i did, i was drunk so it doesn't count" works everytime. if youre like me you look at it this way... your drunk, hungry, horny, sleepy, and need a ride. so hit some ugly or fat chick up. get the free ride back to her place, drink any booze she has left at her place, eat all her food, bang her or atleast get a bj, sleep in her bed, and try to wake up before she does... and then eat all her roommates food throwing anything you don't like on the kitchen floor and don't clean anything up, let the indoor cat go out, go through the purse she left on the table for extra cash, take the tv remote with you just because, walk down the block so she can't see you, and call a cab using the money you just "borrowed". then just tell your friends your just now coming back from an afterparty