anybody ever hook up with a girl when your really drunk that when you sober up you are like wtf am I thinking.....yeah lol so that was my night. Got out of there asap!
At this point, I'd almost be happy just to bed an ugly chick ... or a cute fat one, even. Sleeping with a hot chick every night (my ex, soon to be moving out) and not having gotten any for over 6 months makes a guy desperate for an outlet, y'know? *le sigh*
First rule of a friend banging an ugly chick is making fun of him for 5 hours after it happened then never speak of it again unless he is going to hook up with a bovine again..
I was so wasted I couldn't even remember what she looked like or even getting her number.
I was going to call her the next day till my buddy told me not too. That's what friend's are for.