Getting drunk around ugly girls is such a bad idea....
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Now that's a good plan.
GT Drifter
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Thats what a true friend does.
Btw why on this earth would you call a chick after a one night stand? No matter how hawt she may have been. The point is she gave it up the first night to someone she barely knew. If she did that for you; she does that for everyone. That is someone you definately don't date. Treat her the way she obviously likes it. Hit it and forget it....possibly even a booty call down the road, but never call them right away
I'm not the one night stand person but you never call a chick the same night you get her number, it's just creepy.
Normally I let women call me but then again I'm not much of a phone person.
Remember, ugly is only a lightswitch away. Or a 12 pack.*
*Reader assumes all responsibility and possible humiliation from friends for nailing the ugly chick if they follow this rule
*Reader assumes all responsibility and possible humiliation from friends for nailing the ugly chick if they follow this rule
I did back when i drank....in fact half the "notches" in my belt are from those WTF girls....i think it borderlines on date rape...those chicks just hang around and wait for the guys to get drunk and start handing out the peter like it's Christmas 
lol you guys are hilarous. Well to go into more detail its just I started to sober up and I looked over and it looked like some type of animal sleeping next to me lol. Like those people that sleep with their mouths hanging open. I was like oh god, and just got up, grabbed my jacket and left lol. Thank god i didnt bang her.
Turkey Sammich
I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle
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90_Red_LX
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As long as your drunk you dont care!! Wake up an hour before she dose. Walk down to the fridge, slam 2-3 more beers it will rekindle the buzz from last night than bang the crap out of her again go home and go to sleep. Just make sure you dont give her your real phone #. Keep it close, like one or 2 digits off. So the next time you run into her and she says you gave her the wrong number tell her your number and she'll think about it and say yeah, that does sound rite. It works! 
grey5.0beast
Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
Turkey Sammich
I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle
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Remember to use protection. If you forget, no worries... Just find a plastic sandwich bag & rubber band. If you can not locate a rubber band, use her hair tie.
mustangjoe87
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bad choices, no matter how drunk i have been i have still been able to tell between ugly and hot.
If nothing else, chicks with the fat OR the ugly going on do at least have the added benefit of built-up sexual energy. They've spent so long getting turned down by shallow dudes because they aren't Perfect 10's, they develop all sorts of weird perversions and deviant interests. Think of poking a fat/ugly chick as being the first to tap a keg full of kinky. Some of the weirdest and wildest sex I've had has been with the less-than-perfect chicks; just the same, the most lame, boring lays I've experienced have been with the more gorgeous of the ones I've done (excluding my ex, whom was both beautiful AND freaky ... but only wanted to do it once or twice a month).
As for the whole plan about ransacking the place, swiping cash, pigging out, and basically punishing a chick for being dumb enough to get drunk and sleep with you ... DOOD! Are you TRYING to get arrested for something? (Theft, mainly.) It's guys like that whom are the reason why so many chicks have so many screwed-up emotional issues about being used/abused by pump-and-dump dudes, and why they're that much more difficult for other guys to hook up with, afterwards. Why burn bridges? Have your drinks, make use of a few Trojans to give her (and maybe yourself) a night of wholesome ugly-bumpin' fun, and part ways in peace. Leave something there for someone else to enjoy, later. Don't leave the chick all emotionally screwed up, feeling all crazy violated so that she swears off the frank n' beans forever and turns lesbo or something - that just shortens the available supply for the rest of us guys, y'know? After all, there will be other drunken dudes who might get the urge to tap that booty long after you've had your time...
As for the whole plan about ransacking the place, swiping cash, pigging out, and basically punishing a chick for being dumb enough to get drunk and sleep with you ... DOOD! Are you TRYING to get arrested for something? (Theft, mainly.) It's guys like that whom are the reason why so many chicks have so many screwed-up emotional issues about being used/abused by pump-and-dump dudes, and why they're that much more difficult for other guys to hook up with, afterwards. Why burn bridges? Have your drinks, make use of a few Trojans to give her (and maybe yourself) a night of wholesome ugly-bumpin' fun, and part ways in peace. Leave something there for someone else to enjoy, later. Don't leave the chick all emotionally screwed up, feeling all crazy violated so that she swears off the frank n' beans forever and turns lesbo or something - that just shortens the available supply for the rest of us guys, y'know? After all, there will be other drunken dudes who might get the urge to tap that booty long after you've had your time...
MahFiVeOh
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If nothing else, chicks with the fat OR the ugly going on do at least have the added benefit of built-up sexual energy. They've spent so long getting turned down by shallow dudes because they aren't Perfect 10's, they develop all sorts of weird perversions and deviant interests. Think of poking a fat/ugly chick as being the first to tap a keg full of kinky. Some of the weirdest and wildest sex I've had has been with the less-than-perfect chicks; just the same, the most lame, boring lays I've experienced have been with the more gorgeous of the ones I've done (excluding my ex, whom was both beautiful AND freaky ... but only wanted to do it once or twice a month).
As for the whole plan about ransacking the place, swiping cash, pigging out, and basically punishing a chick for being dumb enough to get drunk and sleep with you ... DOOD! Are you TRYING to get arrested for something? (Theft, mainly.) It's guys like that whom are the reason why so many chicks have so many screwed-up emotional issues about being used/abused by pump-and-dump dudes, and why they're that much more difficult for other guys to hook up with, afterwards. Why burn bridges? Have your drinks, make use of a few Trojans to give her (and maybe yourself) a night of wholesome ugly-bumpin' fun, and part ways in peace. Leave something there for someone else to enjoy, later. Don't leave the chick all emotionally screwed up, feeling all crazy violated so that she swears off the frank n' beans forever and turns lesbo or something - that just shortens the available supply for the rest of us guys, y'know? After all, there will be other drunken dudes who might get the urge to tap that booty long after you've had your time...
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