Getting drunk around ugly girls is such a bad idea....

#41
Yeah....no......I never hooked up with any ugly chicks. You have to turn those girls away at the door, that way when the orgy begins there are no surprises the next morning and if there are youare happy about last nights ride.
 
#42
PUMP AND DUMP? Keg full of Kinky? :rlaugh: Holy hell that was funny. I've heard all kinds of thing but wow....

My view is this, concentrate on her good characteristics. A little chunky is one thing, but if you have to hunt for the hole, then it's not a good idea. Some say fat girls give good head because they are HUNGRY. IDK though....
 
#43
no..

but i know of 3 girls in particular that I turned down in the heat of the moment because "I was with someone." Truth was, I only *wanted* to be with that particular person.. at the time it was only a booty call and never went beyond that.

Oh how i wish I could go back to those times and take advatage of the oppurtunity. The trailor park princess :drool: the crazy asain.. :drool: why the hell didn't I fullfill my man duties :mad:
 
#44
*disclaimer- all events following this message happened BEFORE i was married, and i no longer think drinking and driving is funny*


I brought one girl home.. she was decent.. not a great catch or anything, but right before we got down to business.. she requested that all the lights be turned off. I thought maybe i was the ugly one to her... turns out she had some massive pube problem. like her pubes went all the way from her nether regions to her belly button. Like im not gonna notice that.

My excuse to get out of it: "Ya know, i dont want to take advantage of you like this"

We call her the grass ninja to this day.

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Got trashed in a club, danced with some girl for a long time.. took her back to my house, we were both too drunk to do anything, woke up the next day, realized she wasnt anywhere near as good looking as i had thought, wanted her out of my house, got in my car so i could take her home, promised to call her again.. never did. Turns out she was a cop on base and had it in for me ever since then.

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Went to same club, got just as trashed, decided to leave... one of the girls we had been hanging out with said she wanted to walk me to my car. again, she wasnt the greatest or anything, but who am i to turn down a hummer? anyways, after i was done, i pulled out of the parking garage, dropped her off in front of the club, and went home. The next day a buddy i was with that night called and asked what happened.. i told him she walked me out, gave me a hummer and i dropped her back off in front of the club. He was laughing so hard he dropped the phone.. I asked what was up and he said that she walked back in the club, walked right up to another friend of ours and started kissing him on the dance floor.

You know i had to call the dude and ask him how my **** tasted. :D


Thats the only ones i can remember right now..
 
#46
yup woke up in the rain on the grass at 6am with a HUGE fat chick next to me, a hangover and a sore butt, she said she likes to put her finger up guys butts... NEVER again!
 
#53
Boss 351 said:
yup woke up in the rain on the grass at 6am with a HUGE fat chick next to me, a hangover and a sore butt, she said she likes to put her finger up guys butts... NEVER again!
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You were probably famous on a weight watchers message board...

Thread title:

"I Pwned this guy and PIITB!"
 
#55
It took me two days to decide to actually read this thread, and its got to be the most hallarious thing i have seen on stangnet at least in 3 or 4 years... Shall I add a few of my crazy wasted college stories?

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One night me and one of my old roomates went to Dancers Royale (Local Strip Club here in orlando) I had just left the gym and had on a t shirt, we threw back about a 12 pack of beer a peice and i ended up wasted... this stripper ends up talking to me and I invite her out.. Well she came out with us that night to a local all you can drink bar, end up taking her home and doing my thing.. The next day I am taking her to her car and she goes on the tell me that She has a 1 year old, her babies daddy is in jail for murder, and her other X boyfriend is in jail for attempted murder. she lives with a DJ that was in a rock band, and she sleeps in the bed with him and his 14 year old daughter... She is 23 mind you. WTF!!! Not ugly, but def. never called her again... as a matter of fact, I should move... Lol

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Another girl I used to work with, she def had a halfway cute face, but had a beer belly. I knew she had a crush on me, so I tried to avoid her like the plague.. we were otu at chillers one night and I got wasted(Imagine that??) and end up taking her home... to make matters worse, I end up calling her over like two days later and doing it again.. Well I managed not to see her for like 6 months, then I saw her out a nickel beers one wed night. I am with all my boys from school and work, dressed up trying to find some actually hot girls and this girl walks up to me in front of all my friends and blew up my spot. She was drunk as hell and pissed that I dissed ehr by losing contact after sleeping with her twice, and went off the handle in front of all my guys... Lol... the were trying not to crack the hell up, but i had to hear about that for about 3 weeks.. Lol

I think thats enough for now... Keep um rollin boys...
 
#56
:D i dont care what anyone says but we have all hooked up with fat or ugly chicks, well at least anyone thats legally able to drink has... i know i have had my share of them. and if you dont want them ill take em (been a little while) :D
 
#57
Quikstang said:
It took me two days to decide to actually read this thread, and its got to be the most hallarious thing i have seen on stangnet at least in 3 or 4 years... Shall I add a few of my crazy wasted college stories?

----
One night me and one of my old roomates went to Dancers Royale (Local Strip Club here in orlando) I had just left the gym and had on a t shirt, we threw back about a 12 pack of beer a peice and i ended up wasted... this stripper ends up talking to me and I invite her out.. Well she came out with us that night to a local all you can drink bar, end up taking her home and doing my thing.. The next day I am taking her to her car and she goes on the tell me that She has a 1 year old, her babies daddy is in jail for murder, and her other X boyfriend is in jail for attempted murder. she lives with a DJ that was in a rock band, and she sleeps in the bed with him and his 14 year old daughter... She is 23 mind you. WTF!!! Not ugly, but def. never called her again... as a matter of fact, I should move... Lol

---

Another girl I used to work with, she def had a halfway cute face, but had a beer belly. I knew she had a crush on me, so I tried to avoid her like the plague.. we were otu at chillers one night and I got wasted(Imagine that??) and end up taking her home... to make matters worse, I end up calling her over like two days later and doing it again.. Well I managed not to see her for like 6 months, then I saw her out a nickel beers one wed night. I am with all my boys from school and work, dressed up trying to find some actually hot girls and this girl walks up to me in front of all my friends and blew up my spot. She was drunk as hell and pissed that I dissed ehr by losing contact after sleeping with her twice, and went off the handle in front of all my guys... Lol... the were trying not to crack the hell up, but i had to hear about that for about 3 weeks.. Lol

I think thats enough for now... Keep um rollin boys...
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That 1st one is scary! I was in my mid 20's living in my grandmothers house in NY. She moved to Florida and wanted me too stay there till she sold it. So I was at my local dive bar which I was at every day. And for a couple of weeks this real hot young looking blonde is in there. So we start hanging out and she tells me her parents kicked her out of the house so she was living with friends. So this is 10 beers and as many shots into the night so I tell her she can crash with me for a few days. So about 3 days later my nieghbor comes up to my door and asks if I know who's car that is. So I told em yeah, and told him the story about the girl. (It was her parents car) He was a cop and apparrantly ran the plates. The girl was 17 stole her parents car and ran away!!:D Ahhhhh yes! To be young dum and full of cum! Sorry, that wasnt a fat chick story!:shrug:
 
#60
I have never been guilty of whale hunting when i go out. However i have to thank the friends i go out with. Best wingmen a guy could have. Anyway, that is not the case for a friend of mine, I will refer to him as Capt. Ahab. This guy gets drunk, and each drink/glass must drop about 10-15lbs. Its almost painful to watch. :nonono:
 
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