You know i had to call the dude and ask him how my **** tasted.
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yup woke up in the rain on the grass at 6am with a HUGE fat chick next to me, a hangover and a sore butt, she said she likes to put her finger up guys butts... NEVER again!
Just remember:
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
yup woke up in the rain on the grass at 6am with a HUGE fat chick next to me, a hangover and a sore butt, she said she likes to put her finger up guys butts... NEVER again!
yup woke up in the rain on the grass at 6am with a HUGE fat chick next to me, a hangover and a sore butt, she said she likes to put her finger up guys butts... NEVER again!
It took me two days to decide to actually read this thread, and its got to be the most hallarious thing i have seen on stangnet at least in 3 or 4 years... Shall I add a few of my crazy wasted college stories?
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One night me and one of my old roomates went to Dancers Royale (Local Strip Club here in orlando) I had just left the gym and had on a t shirt, we threw back about a 12 pack of beer a peice and i ended up wasted... this stripper ends up talking to me and I invite her out.. Well she came out with us that night to a local all you can drink bar, end up taking her home and doing my thing.. The next day I am taking her to her car and she goes on the tell me that She has a 1 year old, her babies daddy is in jail for murder, and her other X boyfriend is in jail for attempted murder. she lives with a DJ that was in a rock band, and she sleeps in the bed with him and his 14 year old daughter... She is 23 mind you. WTF!!! Not ugly, but def. never called her again... as a matter of fact, I should move... Lol
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Another girl I used to work with, she def had a halfway cute face, but had a beer belly. I knew she had a crush on me, so I tried to avoid her like the plague.. we were otu at chillers one night and I got wasted(Imagine that??) and end up taking her home... to make matters worse, I end up calling her over like two days later and doing it again.. Well I managed not to see her for like 6 months, then I saw her out a nickel beers one wed night. I am with all my boys from school and work, dressed up trying to find some actually hot girls and this girl walks up to me in front of all my friends and blew up my spot. She was drunk as hell and pissed that I dissed ehr by losing contact after sleeping with her twice, and went off the handle in front of all my guys... Lol... the were trying not to crack the hell up, but i had to hear about that for about 3 weeks.. Lol
I think thats enough for now... Keep um rollin boys...
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