getting owned by your parents

when i graduated from high school my parents bought me a new mustang and told me they didn't want me racing it. like a week later everybody was gone and i was in the garage running a nitrous line through the car and my parents pull up and my dad looks and says whats that and i say braided brake lines well he walked inside and i had forgot i left the bottle on the kitchen table... that one was hard to try to explain.

ok me and my gf got really really H**NY one time and her parents were downstairs and we were upstairs in her room and we decided to give in to temptation and her dad walks in to say good night and just looks at me and syas "GET OUT!!" lol that was pretty friggin embarassing...then the same thing happened in my car in a school parking lot months later cept we were caught by metrowatch lol..he told us to go elsewhere as I sat there cupping my jewels in the drivers seat...lol

So back in highschool me and some girl are going at it in my truck in a church parking lot late at night. Windows got foggy and I didn't notice the lights coming up the road. Well, next thing you know theres a *tink* *tink* *tink* of a maglight on the drivers side window. He gets me out of the car. "Son, what you doing here in a church parking lot at 1 in the morning?" I'm kinda nervous cause it's a little embarrassing... "Well, whats her name" I honestly didn't know... Talk about owned, I didn't get none, the cop laughed at me and she got pissed. I still don't remember her name.