How much HP do I have?

[jimdrechsler]

i bet the people who can't venture a "guess" on anyone's HP numbers can't do the following either;
try to do this three times fast and i'm sure the naysayers can't do it!
spell "ihop" and say "ness" after three times fast.

good luck!

 

[srtthis]

you still didnt answer my last question...

 

[Noobz347]

I just noticed this thread and was highly worried that there was a serious multi-page "what's my horsepowarrrr" topic. I was relieved to find out that the thread was only serious for about 3 minutes and the rest was nothing but a typical derailment! I was about to come in here and smack a btich if this many people were taking this topic seriously.

Then you saw all the usual eye rollers participating in such a rediculous topic and knew at once!... that all was right with the universe.

 

[jimdrechsler]

what was the ?

 

[srtthis]

Btw do you know ANYTHING when it comes to your nitrous set up or tune? With out coming off as a dick... You don't seem to know your ass from a hole in the wall and the last thing you need to be doing Is screwing with a dual power adder set up

this

 

[N8Dogg98]

Successful troll is successful

 

[N8Dogg98]

Welcome to Stangnet, bro.... everybody here is a hero in their own mind!

Except me, of course.....

There is really no shortage of knowledge here, most members know everything. The problem is... that everything varies from member to member. And... whatever you do, don't listen to Nate. he's like the retarted kid that drools and rubs doo doo in his hair.


N8Dogg98

*licks window*

 

[Boosted92LX]

 

[jimdrechsler]

yeah, it is set up to spray the 75 HP shot. although i learned from here it probably isn't 75. could be 20-100 for all i know.

i also have had it tuned a few years ago. have four settings for the car. threee of which are programmed. one for regular driving, one for street racing like a mofo cause im a bad ass 500hp driver, and one for nitrous that retards the timing and increases fuel for street racing (600 hp) or track racing (800 hp).
i am getting it tuned again with the charger on it soon. i just talked to the guy. i definitely will not ask him how much hp i have!

 

[srtthis]

im waiting for the blow motor thread....

 

[jimdrechsler]

stay off the blow. you wont be able to make hp predictions if you continue.
just got off the phone with the guy who tuned my car a few years back. looks like it would be 450 bucks to tune this thing. he hooks his laptop up to the computer while i am driving and makes changes. then he can burn the chip after. he wants 450 bucks to tune this thing. seems a bit high to me!
how much would it cost if i were to take it to a dyno?

 

[Boosted92LX]

stay off the blow. you wont be able to make hp predictions if you continue.
just got off the phone with the guy who tuned my car a few years back. looks like it would be 450 bucks to tune this thing. he hooks his laptop up to the computer while i am driving and makes changes. then he can burn the chip after. he wants 450 bucks to tune this thing. seems a bit high to me!
how much would it cost if i were to take it to a dyno?

I have yet to get a dyno tune, but it seems from everyone I've called and talked to, $500 is typical for a tune and dyno run with printout in my area...

Just a hint, if you quit feeding the nonsense, it will settle down.

 

[srtthis]

haha you keep thinking that... lets see HCI blower and a bottle.

dual power adders are no joke. hope you got that right. when things go wrong that way... they go wrong quick

 

[Noobz347]

yeah, it is set up to spray the 75 HP shot. although i learned from here it probably isn't 75. could be 20-100 for all i know.

i also have had it tuned a few years ago. have four settings for the car. threee of which are programmed. one for regular driving, one for street racing like a mofo cause im a bad ass 500hp driver, and one for nitrous that retards the timing and increases fuel for street racing (600 hp) or track racing (800 hp).
i am getting it tuned again with the charger on it soon. i just talked to the guy. i definitely will not ask him how much hp i have!

Let's predict the size of the injection kit!

1st question: What color is the bottle?

 

[srtthis]

just tell me the jet size's and the bottle pressure

 

[Noobz347]

just tell me the jet size's and the bottle pressure

Please do not try and confuse this issue with factual information.

Thank You,
SN Janitorial Staff

 

[srtthis]

what would i know anyway? i work for car and driver

 

[Noobz347]

what would i know anyway? i work for car and driver

Absolutely nothing if that's who you really work for.

 

[fiveohwblow]

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[Noobz347]

Chit I liked one of nerdz347 posts.



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