I got my first taste of rice last night.....Wasn't impressed.....

[302RollinHard]

Well, I am extremely opposed to street racing first of all, but temptation and the taunting of a little ~16 yr ricer (with his girlfriend in the car) got the best of me last night. This was on a stretch of 4 lane highway (60 mph speed limit) Civic pulls out behind me and chirps at me (somehow manages to chirp the tires). Pulls next to me at a light and revs it and looks my way over and over and over as to say lets get it on. I pay no attention. He lays into it so after he takes off I get on her pretty good. There is about a 1/4 mile betweeen lights (and the lights always manage to catch you at both intersections) so I catch him in about 50 ft put a couple cars on him and get her up to 65 mph and just cruise @ 65 to the next light. He does pass me, however, before we got to the next light since I will only go 65 in a 60. I stop beside him and obviously having dealt him a severe whipping he won't look my way as he was at the previous light, so I decide to prod him a little bit and ask him "Hey does that car have a V-tech??" (the vtech is very evident by all the stickers plastered all over the car) He doesn't answer doesn't look. I continue on my way......
Ricers.....Can't live with them, can't kill them.

 

[Boss 351]

Last time, some ricer wanted to race from a light and there wasn't anyone else on the road but us two. So I laugh and tell him "here let me give you a chance" then I backed up by a car length... When the light turns green I let him take off before me and I still kicked his butt. That was pretty funny.

 

[donsbad68]

I encounter rice on a daily basis due to being so close to a military base it seems they flood out each evening like a plague of locusts. I have grown so tired of the rice now when I encounter one I hit the remote bottle opener and let my 125 shot do the talking. For some reason after you walk them by 6 lengths getting to 45 MPH they dont want any anymore.

 

[88gt]

Add a touch of soy sauce...tastes better that way...

 

[Strype]

The wifey gets mad at me... I always tell them what losers they are.

 

[FrankenStang]

I totally ignore them. They don't exist to me.

 

[nonglossjason]

hahah o man where do i start with ricers....................................................

 

[5.0Droptop]

Start by not starting.

 

[DmnStr8]

Eh I've been guilty of beating up on them too. Last one was kinda cool though. Kid in a prelude. After I put a couple car lengths on him and backed off he gave me the thumbs up and yelled "sounds awesome" as he turned off.

 

[352Ford2]

You know what my fav thing to do with ricers is? It is well documented that the "ricer flyby" is a necessity for them when they lose (I think they lose their ricer license if they don't do it). So after I take them by a few cars, I let off the gas and let them catch back up. As soon as they get to my rear bumper and are in position to perform the ricer flyby I goose it and deprive them of it. I love seeing the disappointment on their faces when they are denied the only thing that really matters to them in this world (other than $hity cars)

It makes me laugh every time

 

[Vinnietbird]

Around here,there's a plague of thewe weenies dressing their cars like the Fast and Furious,and,they seem to think that because they add stickers and wings,there car is automatically quick.Wrong.I laugh as I spank them,I continue laughing when they catch up at the next stop light.I have thought about making some stickers that say "Powered by Briggs and Stratton" and secretly applying them to some of these cars.On the other hand,I don't want to give lawn mowers a bad name.

 

[87_stang]

I have thought about making some stickers that say "Powered by Briggs and Stratton" and secretly applying them to some of these cars.On the other hand,I don't want to give lawn mowers a bad name.

I like that. I'll put money on it that they have automotive stickers on their mowers already

 

[Reed]

I like that. I'll put money on it that they have automotive stickers on their mowers already

How much HP would that add to the mower!? Would it help me cut the lawn faster? Someone help me here guys, I'm aiming for a 12 second lawn mower. (Just 12 seconds to mow the lawn that is )

 

[5.0Droptop]

 

[Vinnietbird]

I spent $10.00 at the vynel graphics shop having 10 stickers made.Well worth the money.I put one on a little Sentra at the mall parking lot.I know it could be considered vandalism,but,I couldn't stop laughing.I saw the ca last night and the sticker was still on the rear window.I don't think he noticed it with all the other crap on there.Just simple white letters,3/4 of an inch tall.Sweet.I don't mind getting a cheap laugh at the ricer's expense.Isn't that why they exist?To entertain us?Kind of like a circus when the clowns come out to play.

 

[hillbilie5.0]

I spent $10.00 at the vynel graphics shop having 10 stickers made.Well worth the money.I put one on a little Sentra at the mall parking lot.I know it could be considered vandalism,but,I couldn't stop laughing.I saw the ca last night and the sticker was still on the rear window.I don't think he noticed it with all the other crap on there.Just simple white letters,3/4 of an inch tall.Sweet.I don't mind getting a cheap laugh at the ricer's expense.Isn't that why they exist?To entertain us?Kind of like a circus when the clowns come out to play.

thats awesome, wat sticker was it the briggs one or something different?