Ah so....lemind me of yoke.....chinee couple get mallied, go on honeymoon.
That night vely nelvous gloom say to blide, "no wolly, I be vely gentle, do anyting you want." Blide says, "Anyting?" Gloom says, "A yes, anyting" Blide answels shyly, "Me wanna numba 69!" Gloom vely, vely sulplised, he say. "Numba 69???...You wanta beef wif bwoccoli???"
That night vely nelvous gloom say to blide, "no wolly, I be vely gentle, do anyting you want." Blide says, "Anyting?" Gloom says, "A yes, anyting" Blide answels shyly, "Me wanna numba 69!" Gloom vely, vely sulplised, he say. "Numba 69???...You wanta beef wif bwoccoli???"
LMFAO.
It was meant as pun ya know, too clever I guess. 100 words ain't bad Blake, it's a tough language, you get a tone even slightly wrong and wind up calling someones mother a horse. Then you'll need that Kung Fu for sure. Since I can count to 1 million in my sleep, I easily got you beat though. I should actually be pretty fluent by next year, I'll never get the reading and writing though. 
I don't why though. 
I never even new I had an accent until someone pointed it out to me. I go to the mawl for my cawfee and pahk my cah in hahvid yahd just like everyone else does.
) state, Joisey has two distinct accents. First, North Jersey, Particularly the populated areas near New York and the shore sound exactly like the dialogue on the "Sopranos". That show nailed the "North Jersey" dialect. 
Oddly enough, the southern half of the state sounds like they all came from Ohio! Even worse, they all root for Philadelphia sports teams, losers every team! 
) and Forrest Gump. 
