Met the girl of my dreams today

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Nah, that's when the Black Helicopters full of Sheeple crash land on a floating raft carrying a blazing bonfire and a propane tank while two kittens lick peanut-gutter-butter and gingerbread crumbs from between their toes and a Hungry-Trunk-Monkey caps off .45ACP's at the propane tank from shore.


EDIT: Did I miss anything? :scratch:
EDIT AGAIN: Yes I did! Please delete the period(.) and add "; while The Super One fly-fishes from the opposite shore and whacks the fish he catches with a BigFORDHammer! "
That's better :nice:




















EDIT one last time: So, did I set the :SNSign: record for highest number of Thread-Jacks in one single sentence, or what? :rlaugh:
 
#1,304
Cowgirl Tink said:
:SNSign: Ya know only here do we wander aimlessly. How odd!
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We do NOT wander aimlessly! Are wanderings are VERY strictly governed over by THE Laws of Chaotic Theory!:p

Cowgirl Tink said:
Oh ya btw- STDr, have you mentioned to Mrs. STDr about me getting the tattoo yet? And it doesn't look like that stuff we were talking about will be happening. I'll know more for sure Monday, but as of COB Friday no mention of my name from higher ups.

Tink
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:rlaugh:Wish I had the video clip of the SNL sketch about tat removal!:rlaugh:



















william.
 
#1,305
Yes, I did tell her - and she just looked at me with a thousand-yard-stare and said "oooo-kaaaayyyy". I'd be afraid..... very, very afraid. :eek:

So, did I miss much while I was camping and fishing with the Boy Scouts now including my own son 'cause he's not a Cub Scout anymore? I'll have to start another thread about it; just to brag, bee-otch, and give us another thread to 'jack :nice:














Guillermo Pedro

EDIT: Se my reason for editing below! :D
 
#1,310
Well if it weren't for your gray hair, your need of new glasses would be the give-a-way that you're a geezer!

The blonde comment was for Tink!

Fire away!:flame: Bald IS beautiful, and us damned yankee rednecks don't rightly care what you Arizony Rednecks (aka "wetbacks"?) say! Just please come pick up your gardeners, we now have too many!:rolleyes:
 
#1,311
Okay, my new glasses are taking a little getting used to!
I thought you said
65stanger through my latest bifocals said:
Yes but she says YOU'RE blonde :lol:
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Did you [edit] your post?????


Okay, just for the "wetback" comment, you get my comment to Phil:
"I know, I know, I have more gray hair than you have hair....."
:rlaugh:

"Wetback", hmmph! :mad: How you could believe that a guy with a good Yiddish name like Aloysius (that's pronounced "al-oh-ISH-shus") with a friend who's good Irish name is Friedmann could be "wetbacks" is beyond me! :shrug:
 
#1,312
StangDreamin' said:
Okay, my new glasses are taking a little getting used to!
I thought you said Did you [edit] your post?????
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no.


StangDreamin' said:
Okay, just for the "wetback" comment, you get my comment to Phil:
"I know, I know, I have more gray hair than you have hair....."
:rlaugh:
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You haven't seen my chest, back or butt!:rlaugh:

StangDreamin' said:
"Wetback", hmmph! :mad: How you could believe that a guy with a good Yiddish name like Aloysius (that's pronounced "al-oh-ISH-shus") with a friend who's good Irish name is Friedmann could be "wetbacks" is beyond me! :shrug:
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I'm sorry ALOYSIUS!:snicker::snicker:
I bet you had the crap beat out of you in grade school!:snicker:
I apologize for calling you a "wetback":rlaugh:

I shouldn't have insulted all those wetbacks like that!:rlaugh::rlaugh:
 
#1,315
StangDreamin' said:
Actually, I chose Aloysius as my catholic Confirmation name in High School. Most guys didn't get it when I explained that Aloysius Knox was sometimes call the Patron Saint of, um...... errr (trying to be "PC" here) "Northern Irish Republicans" :D The Catechist-Priest (born in County Cork) just crossed himself and said he'd pray for me......
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Hmm...I always wondered why Father always shook as head at me during confession, must've realized there was no hiding being Your daughter!


Guess it's a good thing I found another Irish child who has his own temper to deal with my own genetic temper....
 
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Well other than working i haven't been doing a whole lot. We have been hangin out but haven't been doing anything special. This weekend we had plans to spend the entire weekend out at the lake celebrating memorial day, but mother nature decided to change our minds. She does that sometimes. So this weekend it looks like we are going to be attending another pointless graduation party for someone i don't even know. :notnice: Last night we just watched a movie and ate dinner. Tonight i dont know what we are going to do. Next week Friday is yet another anniversary night so we have started making plans. Dinner and then go out to the movie. Should be fun. I might just take her our for her first date in the mustang. :eek:






I have pictures, I might just post some later.
 
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