Met the girl of my dreams today
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chepsk8
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StangDreamin'
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Yeah, Andy; before I start telling stories on my kid!
Like the time she passed out next to the pool at a Jaycee convention (Here I am, trying to be a proper State Board Member; and she goes and steals a blender-jug full of REAL margaritas! AT FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!
Or the time she joins a wet tee-shirt contest and winds up with the pic that is her avatar! Or the time back when she was in 5th grade and knocked a high-schooler off his mountain bike and put him in the ER. Or the time she (at 16 yrs old) chased and almost literally threw a former Marine and Prison Guard EDIT:(who's now her EX-father-in-law) out of "HER" Rodeo Arena, or...or......
After that, whatever I might say around here PALES by comparison!
EDIT AGAIN: Before Tink starts arguing with my examples:
1.) No I didn't, Creech did
2.) Yeah, where's SVTCobra306 to back you up?
3.) Yeah, sure, your little sister caused it!
4.) Like you're not still (if not even more) proud of that one!
Like the time she passed out next to the pool at a Jaycee convention (Here I am, trying to be a proper State Board Member; and she goes and steals a blender-jug full of REAL margaritas! AT FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!
Or the time she joins a wet tee-shirt contest and winds up with the pic that is her avatar! Or the time back when she was in 5th grade and knocked a high-schooler off his mountain bike and put him in the ER. Or the time she (at 16 yrs old) chased and almost literally threw a former Marine and Prison Guard EDIT:(who's now her EX-father-in-law) out of "HER" Rodeo Arena, or...or......
After that, whatever I might say around here PALES by comparison!
EDIT AGAIN: Before Tink starts arguing with my examples:
1.) No I didn't, Creech did
2.) Yeah, where's SVTCobra306 to back you up?
3.) Yeah, sure, your little sister caused it!
4.) Like you're not still (if not even more) proud of that one!
Cowgirl Tink
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Yeah, Andy; before I start telling stories on my kid!
Like the time she passed out next to the pool at a Jaycee convention (Here I am, trying to be a proper State Board Member; and she goes and steals a blender-jug full of REAL margaritas! AT FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!
Or the time she joins a wet tee-shirt contest and winds up with the pic that is her avatar! Or the time back when she was in 5th grade and knocked a high-schooler off his mountain bike and put him in the ER. Or the time she (at 16 yrs old) chased and almost literally threw a former Marine and Prison Guard EDIT:(who's now her EX-father-in-law) out of "HER" Rodeo Arena, or...or......
After that, whatever I might say around here PALES by comparison!
EDIT AGAIN: Before Tink starts arguing with my examples:
1.) No I didn't, Creech did
2.) Yeah, where's SVTCobra306 to back you up?
3.) Yeah, sure, your little sister caused it!
4.) Like you're not still (if not even more) proud of that one!
Hey proper education on surviving hangovers 101, I thought the jaycees were prepping me for college/ life in Army barracks...
It was not a wet tee contest, it was a drunk party that I happened to have bent over at the wrong time that lead to a whole plethera of pictures, to include my avatar....
I really do swear it's all Jessie's fault...
True, and we wonder why I make people piss and moan when I come back home to show certain idiots how that rodeo is run.
In other notes, Well- He did leave out the part where at 13 and 14 I was having to tell him and mom to keep it down next time they decided to fool around... Living in the room across the hall explained all too well where I got my non existent Inside voice from.
Oh BTW Fuzzy- I've already been in therapy for a while, at the army's expense. The only things they have clinically diagnosed me with is mild insomnia from time to time and Caffeineism
thus far. SO THERE!
Cowgirl Tink said:Oh BTW Fuzzy- I've already been in therapy for a while, at the army's expense. The only things they have clinically diagnosed me with is mild insomnia from time to time and Caffeineism
I'm only just getting started................
By the time I'm done, that lone voice will be a Greek Chorus screaming at the top of it's lungs 24 / 7.Cowgirl Tink said:
And one important thing to remember about Army shrinks.....If they were any good they'd be working in the private sector (NO not as in Army private, as in "CIVILIAN"!!!)
StangDreamin'
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I'm only just getting started................
By the time I'm done, that lone voice will be a Geek Chorus screaming at the top of it's lungs 24 / 7.
A Geek chorus?????
A Geek chorus?????
Oooo Tink! Your father is an even psycher bastard than I am!
WELCOME TO THE CLOSET!
damn, where is that evil laugh smilie?
StangDreamin'
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Is that possible?
After all, as Mikey said to Sully; "I learned it alllllll from you, Big Guy"
Yeah, we need one around here. They've got one over on mercurycougar.net....little "devil's head" with a big grin, nodding like crazy.WELCOME TO THE CLOSET!
damn, where is that evil laugh smilie?
EDIT: I think my irrepressible kid was referring to her vocal LOUDNESS when she was talking about her "non-existant inside voice".
Yeah. Your Mother! I'M the quiet one (at least in that circumstance)!Cowgirl Tink said:
Ajjjjjj, weed jopper. jew ave surpassed The Master as any good disciple will...........Is that possible?
After all, as Mikey said to Sully; "I learned it alllllll from you, Big Guy"
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As a casual observer of this thread, all i have to say is
well... at everyone but BDT. he gets a
well... at everyone but BDT. he gets a
StangDreamin'
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Well, yeah!
Fuzzy and my kid and I are just the "filler" for those long periods between updates from the Kansas Kid and his brunette honey.
Hey, speaking of which, it's almost Monday; which means we're due for an update (hopefully photo-illustrated) from Mr BDT1967.....
Take it away, Andy!
Fuzzy and my kid and I are just the "filler" for those long periods between updates from the Kansas Kid and his brunette honey.
Hey, speaking of which, it's almost Monday; which means we're due for an update (hopefully photo-illustrated) from Mr BDT1967.....
Take it away, Andy!
Ok I got your update right here. So I suppose we can start with Friday. Well Friday, she came by and visited me at work, which was nice. It was kinda weird, I work with a bunch of nerds and when they saw a pretty girl walk in, they didn’t know what to do. Well anyway we went out to lunch, we had Quiznos. (SP?) She went off to get her hair done and I went back to work. That evening we got together and went out to dinner at Olive Garden, then we went to the old town warren theater and watched Knocked Up. (Real dirty movie) And then I took her home for the evening. Saturday, we it was perfect weather to go to the lake, so we partook, spent from around 12 to 8 out on the water, I took her home and we decided to meet up after we showered and ate. She showed up at my apartment about 9:30 with a bottle of wine and a movie. We watched the movie and drank the wine, (Just FYI wine is a natural sleep aid) about ¾ of the way thru the movie we both found ourselves passed out on the couch. I didn’t wake up till about 3 in the morning. I picked her up and carried her to bed, I tucked her in and gave her a kiss goodnight and we didn’t wake up again until 11 Sunday morning. Sunday we got up and decided to go to the zoo, So we did. It was fun, she loved the penguins, I liked the cougars. They were feeding them while we were there. Well last night we were craving one of those party trays that you can get a sams with all the meat, cheese and crackers. So we got one and it was real good, but we didn’t make a dent in it so I guess I will be eating that for the next few days. That’s pretty much all that went on this weekend, but I have about 15-20 pictures I will post later.
1.) The window vinyl says what? I can read "Lake Pirates" in the first line; but the second line is just too fuzzy (Go back to sleep, Fritz, I wasn't calling you) for this old man's eyes!
The back of my truck window says "LAKE PIRATES RATED ARR."
2.) Who's the '04 SCrew belong to? And whyere's the (03 or earlier) white SCab from the BDT website?
My friend Jeff owns the Black SCab from the bdt website. He also owns the 04 screw, he has a lot of money, his dad died when he was like 15 and he got a lot of insurance money and money from the business that his dad owned.
3.) Um, never mind. I probably don't want to know what the deal is with the tree branch tied to the Sea-Doo trailer
The answer to that is, well when we started setting up camp we couldnt find any wood to burn for the camp fire, so we didnt light one, well after driving around the lake for a while on the boats we found a bunch of drift wood at the dam. So we tied some wood to the boats and drug it back like a ski'r all the way back to camp, well when we got back to camp we couldn't get the log out of the water, so i backed my truck up to the boat ramp we tied it back to the trailer and drug that SOB right out of the water. I know its a little hick, but hey, we have a pirate flag attached to the truck.
OBTW: Even though she's hiding behind your Fordzda FX4 (and her sunglasses); I see Miss Heather is looking fine as usual.
You have no idea, under that shirt she was wearing a black bikini that is made out of a pirate flag.
But he is (I think I see) carrying an aluminum-bottled Bud Light, which is good.
Yes it is, we had 15 of the aluminum Bud Light and 15 of the Aluminum Budweiser
Well anyway we went out to lunch, we had Quiznos. (SP?) She went off to get her hair done and I went back to work. That evening we got together and went out to dinner at Olive Garden, then we went to the old town warren theater and watched Knocked Up. (Real dirty movie) And then I took her home for the evening. Saturday, we it was perfect weather to go to the lake, so we partook, spent from around 12 to 8 out on the water, I took her home and we decided to meet up after we showered and ate. She showed up at my apartment about 9:30 with a bottle of wine and a movie. We watched the movie and drank the wine, (Just FYI wine is a natural sleep aid) about ¾ of the way thru the movie we both found ourselves passed out on the couch. I didn’t wake up till about 3 in the morning. I picked her up and carried her to bed, I tucked her in and gave her a kiss goodnight and we didn’t wake up again until 11 Sunday morning. Sunday we got up and decided to go to the zoo, So we did. It was fun, she loved the penguins, I liked the cougars. They were feeding them while we were there. Well last night we were craving one of those party trays that you can get a sams with all the meat, cheese and crackers. So we got one and it was real good, but we didn’t make a dent in it so I guess I will be eating that for the next few days. That’s pretty much all that went on this weekend, but I have about 15-20 pictures I will post later. 1.) The window vinyl says what? I can read "Lake Pirates" in the first line; but the second line is just too fuzzy (Go back to sleep, Fritz, I wasn't calling you) for this old man's eyes!
The back of my truck window says "LAKE PIRATES RATED ARR."
2.) Who's the '04 SCrew belong to? And whyere's the (03 or earlier) white SCab from the BDT website?
My friend Jeff owns the Black SCab from the bdt website. He also owns the 04 screw, he has a lot of money, his dad died when he was like 15 and he got a lot of insurance money and money from the business that his dad owned.
3.) Um, never mind. I probably don't want to know what the deal is with the tree branch tied to the Sea-Doo trailer
The answer to that is, well when we started setting up camp we couldnt find any wood to burn for the camp fire, so we didnt light one, well after driving around the lake for a while on the boats we found a bunch of drift wood at the dam. So we tied some wood to the boats and drug it back like a ski'r all the way back to camp, well when we got back to camp we couldn't get the log out of the water, so i backed my truck up to the boat ramp we tied it back to the trailer and drug that SOB right out of the water. I know its a little hick, but hey, we have a pirate flag attached to the truck.
OBTW: Even though she's hiding behind your Fordzda FX4 (and her sunglasses); I see Miss Heather is looking fine as usual.
You have no idea, under that shirt she was wearing a black bikini that is made out of a pirate flag.
But he is (I think I see) carrying an aluminum-bottled Bud Light, which is good.
Yes it is, we had 15 of the aluminum Bud Light and 15 of the Aluminum Budweiser
StangDreamin'
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That’s pretty much all that went on this weekend, but I have about 15-20 pictures I will post later.......
You have no idea, under that shirt she was wearing a black bikini that is made out of a pirate flag.
You know, you shouldn't say things like that around some of these old horn-dawgs
Dan and Fritz are right now trying to figure out how they're gonna be able to lick their monitor screens while holding nitro pills under their tongues.
I, on the other hand being pure of heart (and of course much younger); will simply take Mrs StDr to her "happy place" yet again.
EDIT:(As Tink groans and thanks the Lord that she's 3/4's of the country away from home)
Picture Time!!!!!!!!!! Here are 9 just to tease you taste buds, most of these are of our zoo visit, and the last one (My Favorite) is us at the old town warren theater about to watch the movie.
Well maybe i will add just one more
Well maybe i will add just one more
StangDreamin'
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Dude you look like the happiest man alive in those shots.
Although, she almost freaked yesterday.... We were at the 30-odd acre Yuma Palms Mall and she saw part of a store sign; all she could read was "...Secret". She screamed "It's finally here!!!" I screamed "WHAT???" as I calmly applied somewhere in the neighborhood of 4,000 psi to the EBC Green Stuff's on my 4x4. She said "Oh wait, never mind"
When she pointed out the sign for "Trade Secret", I knew exactly what store she thought she had spotted; and I was bummed out too
Sue likes to go shopping there ("Vicky's"); and, by some strange coincidence, Jimmy likes to go with her
EDIT: Just ask Tink.... last time she went shopping in Tucson Mall with us; she walked out of "Vicky's (shaking her head and dragging her little brother and sister) grumbling loudly about "Parents that act like they're still teenagers!"
Nope. She actually doesn't like to shop all that much..... have I got it good, or what?Huh...? Wha...? You're gonna take Sue shopping?
Although, she almost freaked yesterday.... We were at the 30-odd acre Yuma Palms Mall and she saw part of a store sign; all she could read was "...Secret". She screamed "It's finally here!!!" I screamed "WHAT???" as I calmly applied somewhere in the neighborhood of 4,000 psi to the EBC Green Stuff's on my 4x4. She said "Oh wait, never mind"
When she pointed out the sign for "Trade Secret", I knew exactly what store she thought she had spotted; and I was bummed out too Sue likes to go shopping there ("Vicky's"); and, by some strange coincidence, Jimmy likes to go with her
EDIT: Just ask Tink.... last time she went shopping in Tucson Mall with us; she walked out of "Vicky's (shaking her head and dragging her little brother and sister) grumbling loudly about "Parents that act like they're still teenagers!"
Sue likes to go shopping there ("Vicky's"); and, by some strange coincidence, Jimmy likes to go with her
EDIT: Just ask Tink.... last time she went shopping in Tucson Mall with us; she walked out of "Vicky's (shaking her head and dragging her little brother and sister) grumbling loudly about "Parents that act like they're still teenagers!"
BLUE FUZZY SEZ...
StDr, did you ever explain to your charming offspring, that the day her noble parents quit rutting like hormone crazed teenagers is the day to bury them 'cause they've been dead six months and are starting to stink the place up!
StDr, did you ever explain to your charming offspring, that the day her noble parents quit rutting like hormone crazed teenagers is the day to bury them 'cause they've been dead six months and are starting to stink the place up!
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