Me: Hello, Orbitz.com? Yes i would like to change my flight itenterary
Orbitz: Ok, is there a problem with youre flight?
Me: Something just came up and i just need to make a few changes.
Orbiitz: Ok, ill be more than happy to help you.
Me: How can you actually be MORE than happy to help me?
Orbitz: Its just something we have to say.
Me: Oh, so youre a conformist, huh?
Orbitz: No, we have a script we have to follow!
Me: I see... has anyone ever confused you with a lemming?
Orbitz: What is that supposed to mean???
Me: Nevermind, most followers cant think for themselves.
Orbitz: Sir....
Me: What?
Orbitz: You said you needed to change your flight?
Me: Yeah, I need it to be changed to a 1 way ticket from Louisiana to Cincinnatti
Orbitz: Oh, are you moving?
Me: You ask like you really care.
Orbitz: Oh, i was just making conversation.
Me: Well, why dont you tell me something interesting, like... are you a virgin?
Orbitz: SIR!!! I cant answer that!!!!
Me: Oh, so thats not in your script, huh? maybe they should change that to make these calls more interesting.
Orbitz: Sir, i have your flight changed now. Is there anything else i can do for you?
Me: Wanna meet me for a drink later?
Orbitz: Umm i dont know if im allowed to do that over the phone.
Me: Come on, be a rebel, you can do it!
Orbitz: Well ok, just this one time
Me: bow chica booww wooooooow
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Ok, i have my flight changed.... wait... what the hell did i change my flight for again?
Orbitz: Ok, is there a problem with youre flight?
Me: Something just came up and i just need to make a few changes.
Orbiitz: Ok, ill be more than happy to help you.
Me: How can you actually be MORE than happy to help me?
Orbitz: Its just something we have to say.
Me: Oh, so youre a conformist, huh?
Orbitz: No, we have a script we have to follow!
Me: I see... has anyone ever confused you with a lemming?
Orbitz: What is that supposed to mean???
Me: Nevermind, most followers cant think for themselves.
Orbitz: Sir....
Me: What?
Orbitz: You said you needed to change your flight?
Me: Yeah, I need it to be changed to a 1 way ticket from Louisiana to Cincinnatti
Orbitz: Oh, are you moving?
Me: You ask like you really care.
Orbitz: Oh, i was just making conversation.
Me: Well, why dont you tell me something interesting, like... are you a virgin?
Orbitz: SIR!!! I cant answer that!!!!
Me: Oh, so thats not in your script, huh? maybe they should change that to make these calls more interesting.
Orbitz: Sir, i have your flight changed now. Is there anything else i can do for you?
Me: Wanna meet me for a drink later?
Orbitz: Umm i dont know if im allowed to do that over the phone.
Me: Come on, be a rebel, you can do it!
Orbitz: Well ok, just this one time
Me: bow chica booww wooooooow
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Ok, i have my flight changed.... wait... what the hell did i change my flight for again?