Official 2009 NASCAR Sprint Cup Thread

I SWEAR TO GOD ABOVE.

If Dale Jr. has a good car, he misses the pit or falls asleep and drives into the wall.

If Dale Jr. is running good and makes his pits and stays off of the wall, his car f'n breaks down.






WHY? Why must every Sunday be shot to hell for me? Why?


Why can't Kyle Bush's smart mouthed arse hit the wall? Why can't Vickers break down? Why doesn't Edwards break his neck when he does a back flip? Why must Toney Stewart enter my living room in the form of a commercial every 5 minutes?





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WHY? Why must every Sunday be shot to hell for me? Why?

Because you hitched your wagon to the wrong pony.


Why can't Kyle Bush's smart mouthed arse hit the wall?

I hate to admit it but he's too good. And after handling entire football teams Gibbs is more than able to handle a couple of drivers.

Why can't Vickers break down?

Because he doesn't abuse his equipment? Just a guess.

Why doesn't Edwards break his neck when he does a back flip?

Does the phrase 'thin ice' mean something to you?

I would think your being on a Ford web site you would want to see all of Roushs cars make the top ten.

And I'm thinking Roush Mustang too.

Why must Toney Stewart enter my living room in the form of a commercial every 5 minutes?

Gotta pay for his team somehow.
 
Does the phrase 'thin ice' mean something to you?

I would think your being on a Ford web site you would want to see all of Roushs cars make the top ten.

And I'm thinking Roush Mustang too.

Look all I'm saying is if Edwards were to misjudge a back flip and land on the back of his head in the infield, I might find a bit of humor there assuming he wasn't dead or paralyzed. :shrug:

*nervously waves at Mr. Roush*

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Not a bad race. I wish Jeff could have closed the gap at the end though for some side by side action. What the hell is with this starting races at 3:30 pm Sunday afternoon? :shrug:

+1 on Jeff. I've been a CLOSET Jeff fan for years, but only recently have I felt safe in saying that... Tho not out in public or around anyone I know.



I was glad it started late. I was held hostage and forced to go visit a new church, then I had to get a bunch of magnetic drawer locks so that my 17 month old doesn't come walking into the living room with a butcher knife. So after the satellite went out and came back on during the national anthem I was exhausted and ready to sit on my butt and wait for Dale Jr to start 43rd with tranny problems, then my evil father-in-law interupted at 122 laps to go, he cussed me in my house, I cussed him back, he started having a dizzy spell and finally left pouting, and circa lap 60 I return just in time to see Dale Jr leave with motor problems.

:(


And to top it off Kyle Bush didn't even hit the wall :fuss:
 
Not a bad race. I wish Jeff could have closed the gap at the end though for some side by side action. What the hell is with this starting races at 3:30 pm Sunday afternoon? :shrug:

It probably has more to do whether the track has lights or not. Quite afew of the tracks do now. Las Vegas does'nt, but it'll be another late starter because of the west coast time difference.
 
I'd sure like to know why there's so much hate for Jr.? What specifically has he done to warrant it?

I think a lot of you are just butt hurt because Jr. grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth. Is it his fault his daddy was famous? Is it his fault he was provided the opportunity of a lifetime because he was born into a racing family?

I think all of you who continually chastize Earnhardt are just jealous because he's been voted as the MOST POPULAR driver in the series for 5 years running.

Y'all need to just get over it...

U.M.