Stupid Girl

[Strype]

I'm dumbfounded.


So the traffic light turns green and what do I see? Yep! That's right! An idiot girl driving down the wrong side of the road towards the intersection I'd just crossed.

Wouldn't have been so bad... Until she started backing up and jumped a curb. So I laughed. I think the other 2 drivers behind me did too. I think anyone would have laughed.

Wouldn't have been worse until she finally made it over the curb and back out to where she was somehow and then backed into another smaller intersection and stopped. So me and the other 2 cars start to go...

Then without looking she hit the gas and almost hit me. Cut me staight off!
She came within about a foot of hitting the 01 GT. So I hit the gas and run up next to her as she's pulling in somewhere and she's LAUGHING about it!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

So I was like "LEARN" and before I could say "how to drive &^%$# &^% *&^%$# *&^%$#@ stupid &^^ &^%$#!!! She turns quickly.

The funny part is, I'm so dumbfounded that she's so dumbfounded that I can't even be angry. Whatta maroon!

Here is a graphical representation of she and I. Green car with "S" is Strype. Blue car with "D" is for Dip$%^&.

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[90]

wow.... what a moron!

 

[stykthyn]

if you werent so angry at her you should have followed her to her house. I am sure any girl that dumb is bound to be easy. kinda like kelly bundy from married with children.

 

[Strype]

if you werent so angry at her you should have followed her to her house. I am sure any girl that dumb is bound to be easy. kinda like kelly bundy from married with children.

She was not for my taste.

 

[FrankenStang]

LOL girl drivers suck.

 

[payupsucka]

was she hot at least

 

[Strype]

In a word...

NO

 

[90]

was she a fat chick ?

 

[Strype]

Nope

 

[Busted07]

In a word...

NO

then i woulda flung something outta my car at her... and i dont mean "my" something, but a random object.. pepsi bottle, 3 pounds of meth, ya know, whatever you could get your hands on at the time.

 

[Strype]

then i woulda flung something outta my car at her... and i dont mean "my" something, but a random object.. pepsi bottle, 3 pounds of meth, ya know, whatever you could get your hands on at the time.

Which is funny. Normally I would have flung my 3 lbs of meth at her but for some reason I was just like... in awe of how stupid she must have been

 

[SPEEDYLIFSAVR]

nice diagram , I feel almost as though I was really there .

 

[Strype]

nice diagram , I feel almost as though I was really there .

It's all in the wrist really

 

[88gt]

I'm dumbfounded.

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I see a possible future as a Forensic Accident Investigator....anyone else see it too??

 

[Strype]

I see a possible future as a Forensic Accident Investigator....anyone else see it too??

 

[88gt]

Just lookin' out for ya Bro'!!!

 

[Nopantz]

Strype I think this one may require some stuffed animal assistance. We havent had one in a very long time :SNSign:

 

[FrankenStang]

Strype I think this one may require some stuffed animal assistance. We havent had one in a very long time :SNSign:

I was thinking that too. I kinda have the hots for that frog of his.

 

[88gt]

I was thinking that too. I kinda have the hots for that frog of his.

Look out Strype....Frankie has the hots for your FROG...

 

[Strype]

Hmmm... If I have time tonight I might have to act this one out. It's supposed to be storming though