No worries I appreciate all the help you have given!
I know,

. Only way I've found to test the ICM is the test/results I posted above. The only getting 9v instead of 10-12V is the reason it hasn't been eliminated as the cause of the problem but I can't find a reason why it's not getting the 10-12V. Hence possible bad ICM.
Honestly in my mind, it's either the alternator(2g), ICM, or both (my luck). I want to get a 3g if I'm replacing the alternator (tested good @ 2 autozones and ran multiple times at both putting out 15.1V, but has quite a bit of corrosion and something loose clunking around inside). Of course both of those are expensive and testing "good" which is why I haven't pulled the trigger and replaced them.
I rerouted the batt - cable to the frame, added one from the bell house to frame and cleaned all the spark plugs. It cranks a little better now, the noises out of the tailpipe are quite a bit louder/powerful but it doesn't start now even when holding the key. The battery was a little low so I have it charging but.... my dumbass closed my garage with the only remote I had inside.
Trying to find maintenance to see if they can open it for me but I'm pretty sure they're gone for the day and they may have tomorrow off since it's labor day so I'm not sure when I'll be able to get back to diagnostics lol.
Not sure if anyone's got an answer for this but is it normal to get 12V at all 6 of the coil wires when back probing and the dmm is hooked up to the batt -? I want to say that's not right but I can't find anything to support my hunch.
thanks again
@AeroCoupe you have been awesome