Random acts of s@#* talking

[ddonaca351]

...so Im up at the little car show thing at burgerville, and a Hardly rider says "so what do ya ride?"

"zx12, ... a *** bike"

"oh, (pause) yeah, I beat one of those 1000cc ones the other day"

"really?"

"yeah, he thought it was fast, but he couldnt get around me."

"hmmm, (pause) what was it?"

"what?"

"what was it, ya know what kind of bike"

"oh, (thoughtfull pause) a blue one, yamaha I think"

"uh-hungh, so you don't even know what kind of bike it was, but you're gonna go around telling everybody you beat a thousand.... Do you even KNOWWWW what a modern 1000cc sport bike runs like? Try 10s at 120+ with a s**t rider, bone f***in stock, with top speed close to 180. Where do you guys come up with this s**t ...." (as i turn to walk away, shaking my head)

I mean why do they even TRYYYY to pass that crap off?!?!

I mean...., dang. COOOMMEEE OONNNN.

(ok, im better now)
DD

 

[TheRedBlur]

umm.....he must have failed math, cuase if you were doing 152 mph in the 1/8......then you should would have came back and said 182 mph in the 1/4............

Math? he workes at a parts counter. I worked the parts counter for about a year and a half, nobody knew anything except for me and one other guy. People would go out of their way to come to my store, a few regulars lived about 10 miles away.