Street Master, Master of all things automotive, Super Stallion

However, being a vintage chase, DC and Silver never counted on Big Don installing a hidden NOS system before he stole the cookies. A whole new twist is added to the plot.

And eariler when I went:

:eek: Very Nice :eek:

I was referring to the black car in the post before it.
 
You are all FOOLS! You dare not accept my peace offering?! I offer you the world amd you swat away my hand. You have just unleashed a hell you could not possibly comprehend. I will, with all my powers, vanquish this world of cookies! FOOOOOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

::: Dread casts away his tiny white peace flag. From deep within the truck of his 6 barreled Mustang terror, he produces the Gravatonic Cookie Discombobulator (patent pending), his finger hovering dangerously above the start button. :::

"Surrender your cookies to me, or forever eat Saltines for desert! Muwahahahahaha!"
 
Originally posted by Dreadpyrat
You are all FOOLS! You dare not accept my peace offering?! I offer you the world amd you swat away my hand. You have just unleashed a hell you could not possibly comprehend. I will, with all my powers, vanquish this world of cookies! FOOOOOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

::: Dread casts away his tiny white peace flag. From deep within the truck of his 6 barreled Mustang terror, he produces the Gravatonic Cookie Discombobulator (patent pending), his finger hovering dangerously above the start button. :::

"Surrender your cookies to me, or forever eat Saltines for desert! Muwahahahahaha!"

I don't know what I would do without this forum. Damn, we are funny!!!! Dreadpyrat, you probably would have sounded like God if Jesus took the Devils offer. Damn, you are funny. Can I get one of those??? :eek: :D
 
Hahaha! sure thing DC, just sign here____________here______
and here_________initial here_____ and here____.
Congrats, you are now the proud owner of a Gravatronic Cookie Discombobulator (patent pending)!

Anyone else want one? THe price is right, join me in the this war! We shall defeat those who seak to opress cookies!
 
Hahaha! sure thing DC, just sign here Matt "DC" Fowler here Matt "DC" Fowler
and here Matt "DC" Fowler initial here MF and here MF.
Congrats, you are now the proud owner of a Gravatronic Cookie Discombobulator (patent pending)!


:D
 
: : : Silver sneaks up behind Dread and DC, disassembles the discombobulators and cancels the patent....then he goes back home, feeling accomplished, and eats 3 cookies, fixes his cut electric fence, pays the electric bill ($687.00 :eek: ), and goes to sleep : : :


Ahhh.....what a day......:D:D:D
 
::: Silver wakes up in a cold sweat...what a dream! THen he remembers its too late, DC and Dread pressed the button. Cruel World! Why?! WHHHHHYYYYYYY?! Noooooooooo! (Sobbing uncontrollably) Sweet cookies!! Why have you forsaken me?! :::


"Thats right... It has be done. There are no more cookies! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Fools, you were warned! "

::: DC and Dread and hi five each other. :::
 
:During this time no one had taken notice to Big Don quietly in the corner reversing the polarity of the
Gravatronic Cookie Discombobulator (patent pending)!
. now all saltine crackers are in fact cookies, which Big Don has hoarded in large quantaties while the others were distracted :
 
Originally posted by Big Don
: During this time no one had taken notice to Big Don quietly in the corner reversing the polarity of the . now all saltine crackers are in fact cookies, which Big Don has hoarded in large quantaties while the others were distracted :

damnit! :mad:

*edit - I fixed dons smily :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Big Don
:During this time no one had taken notice to Big Don quietly in the corner reversing the polarity of the . now all saltine crackers are in fact cookies, which Big Don has hoarded in large quantaties while the others were distracted :

*HIGH FIVE*


Wait a second.....then who took my cookies that I thought were discombobulated?:mad: :mad: :confused: