Street Master, Master of all things automotive, Super Stallion

Meanwhile, fresh from Test Driver training, Dread has been assigned to evaluate some engineer's brainstorm. At first, it seems promising ... but Dread ferrets out its unsuspected shortcomings. An interesting failure, but a failure nonetheless. Back to the drawing boards for the engineers, as Dread awaits his next assignment.
 
ASSIGNMENTS?! Dread has no "assignments"! You dont even know who Dread is! Who is Dread you ask? I'll tell ya...

I'm the guy who's telling you how it is. :D


Marc, you are either with us or against us. Resist the temptation of these cookie loving whiners. THey know not what treasures lie ahead in the wonderful world of saltines. Ask any of the regiment...they too know that soon, very soon the cookie will no longer be a symbol of oppression on Stangnet. For I, Dread, have in my pocket, someithng special.....yes....someithng special....


JOIN US MARKY MARC!!!
 
Back in the States, the designers have been working night and day to come up with an improved model which can match the performance of Darth an the Beeron. They entrust their latest effort to Big Don, knowing that he won't let them down.
 
Back at the secret desert testing grounds, Dread has been evaluating the numbers crunchers' latest effort. Better ... much better ... but still not good enough! As they tear down their latest effort to analyze where it fell short, Dread is dispatched on and even more secret mission.
 
Watch for our next episode, in which:

--> Our Noble Allies spring a few surprises ...

--> The Other Party is still trying ...

--> DC catches up with a Bandit ...

--> Dread returns with The Ultimate Machine ...

and ...

--> Good ol' home-grown ingenuity wins the day!

Tune in another day -- same time, same channel.
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*gasp* The Eleanor body kit has come out! Oh boy, now I have a problem here. Should I spend 13K or 14K on a newer Stang or grab a '67 fastback and make it look like Eleanor? Man that would be sa-weet
 
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We have a situation here fellas... I just came back on line and this thread was the last one on the first page...wtf?! We need to find something esle to talk about. Seeing as how the whoel cookie debacle has fallen to the wayside. Ok, so....hey, what is faster, a Civic si or a V6 Stang?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!