Street Master, Master of all things automotive, Super Stallion

In our last episode, Big Don and his Secret Weapon got away with the cookies, with DC and Silver in hot pursuit. It all looked so simple back then.

Little did they know! A wily agent of a foreign power, using crude but effective means, was about to change everything. Stay tuned, for another episode of ...

COOKIE WARS
 
I would take you all out with my x-wing
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Interesting how you neglected to mention me, the Dread Pyrat....are my powers so strong that you did not see me? Or notice that I and I alone have the power to rid this world of your infernal snack treats?! Perhaps you do not dare whisper my name for fear of the retribution I would exact on your cookies?! Ah yes this must be it. Excellent my dutiful servant. Know my name, and know that I AM THE DREADPYRAT! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Tremble in my presence!

Or not...you know, whatever works for ya. :D
 
Mechanics labor under harsh field conditions to wring every last ounce of performance from our boys' overworked craft. Meanwhile, Dreadpyrat has been called to the commander's tent. Sealed orders dispatch him to a secret desert base, for a mission too secret to describe before it takes place.
 
Originally posted by Dreadpyrat
DC, Silver , battle stations! We have a new enemy, and he is the one they call "pete". :D

: : Silver falls out of his lawn chair after looking around and realizing DC and Dread have already manned their battle stations, he puts down the RC cola, and runs out of the Discombobulator fire.....after saving his white and yellow lawn chair and grabbing a few last saltine/cookies : :
 
Silver, where have you been? I see you've been hitting the Saltines again, lad. Good work. Man the Heavy Cookie Discombobultor Cannon. Fire at will!

DC, whats the status on the new recruits? Anyone yet? THis new foe, the one they call "pete" is a formidable opponent. We shall have to keep a watchful eye on him.

::: Dread steps away and chuckels to himself , for he knows the secret to defeating these cookie loving guerrillas. And he knows the war will be over shortly. :::


For a moment, the battlefield falls quiet as allied troops and cookie guerilla alike are startled by a hideous cackle from afar..for a brief moment these is no discomboulator fire, not cookies shattering....but only for a moment.


"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"