Serves me right, I guess, for being optimistic!
Running errands with the wife today. We had driven separately, she in her '05 convertible, and me in the Fox. On our way home, I hear a sudden noise that sounds like scraping or rattling. I pull over quickly, and do the thing with the brakes where you take out most of the speed, then let off to control the precise stopping point. Well, she slowed down pretty well, but for the final stop, I pressed down a little, and my foot went straight to the floor--no passing Go, no $200. Up goes the E-brake, and I'm stopped.
So I'm now thinking something pretty catastrophic has happened to create all this drama. I rev the engine in neutral, and it sounds fine. So, cut the power and under the car I go.
Two things immediately become apparent. First, the cover for one of the cats appears to have detached and is now scraping on the road, which explains the initial noise. Most likely, that means the transmission is still intact (which is what I initially thought the noise was). Second, there's a nice big puddle of fluid under the car, with more dripping out as I sit there and watch, with it covering the tire, spring, etc. on the driver's side. No, I didn't taste it to see whether it was brake fluid or not.
It's a few hours later now, and I'm at home, with the Fox tucked into the garage by a tow truck, and I just gave CJ Pony Parts some money for new brake lines. I figured I'd just do all the front lines with stainless steel. I haven't even looked more closely at the cat cover.
What sucks is that I had decided that the aforementioned Honda from my son needed an alternator test, because the battery had gone bad. Since the battery was bad, that meant removing the alternator to test at O'Reilly's. The alternator is OK, and I have a new battery, so the Honda is probably fine--once I get it back together. Which I'll have to do so I have transportation of some kind, since the wife is leaving to visit a friend this weekend. And it'll have to go back together on the driveway, since the garage is now occupied.
OK, enough whining. I'm off to jack up the Fox, get the wheel off, crimp off what's left of the brake line so the master cylinder doesn't bleed out, and hose down everything with brake cleaner to try and prevent yet more rust and corrosion. Yay!