The Official "I SEEK REVENGE" Thread

Busted07

I need my gorilla to be about an inch longer.
Nov 15, 2005
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Ok, so we hired a service manager.. and she.. yes SHE.. came from another dealership, so she is used to the crowd.. we mess with each other all day and give each other sh1t constantly... but.. she took it a step farther today.

I go to lunch, come back, and everything seeme normal. my cordless rings, so i pick it up to answer it, and i cant hear anything. Im like wtf? so i pull the phone from my ear, and realize that the reason i couldnt hear anything is because she had put a nice big 'ole clump of bearing grease on the earpiece.

now, ive already taken the phone apart, cleaned out the grease, re-soldiered the antenna because i broke that while i was cleaning it, and everything works just peachy.

what i need, are your suggestions on how to get her back...

rules -

we agreed not to touch each others cars.
shes married, so i cant "accidentally" PIITB for payback

other than that, im open to suggestions :D
 
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Let me dive into the old High School book of tricks. Ah how about :
-J&b weld on desk drawers works well.
-The old plastic wrap on the toilet. (actually from the grade school book)
-Replace buisness cards with ones that read "Ima Crakhead"
-Supper glue coffe cup to desk
-Place barnyard animals or cheap feeder mice in office. (the more the better)
-Glue furnitur to ceiling (high level of difficulty)
-Soak office chair with water and plethera of appropriately colored kool aid. (dark fabric doesnt show)
-Ink in coffe (might just be a felony)
-Replace coffe grounds with skoal or cheap smokeless tobbaco.
-toilet paper office.
-Plastic wrap everything she has at work...use duct tape to seal.
-Have buddies request to speak to her about a car...neither one can speak anything but jibberish untill she gets frustrated and leaves. (have the rest of the staff watch)
-place grease on eye glasses.
-Replace name tag with name such as above or "Howie Feltersn#%ch" (a bit crude but always enjoyable)
-Anything involving a petroleum based product (she beat you to it...sorry)
-The old exploding puppy (not for buisness scenarios)
Sorry the rest of the pages just have pictures of Cindy Crawford.
 
rdharper02 said:
Let me dive into the old High School book of tricks. Ah how about :
-J&b weld on desk drawers works well.
-The old plastic wrap on the toilet. (actually from the grade school book)
-Replace buisness cards with ones that read "Ima Crakhead"
-Supper glue coffe cup to desk
-Place barnyard animals or cheap feeder mice in office. (the more the better)
-Glue furnitur to ceiling (high level of difficulty)
-Soak office chair with water and plethera of appropriately colored kool aid. (dark fabric doesnt show)
-Ink in coffe (might just be a felony)
-Replace coffe grounds with skoal or cheap smokeless tobbaco.
-toilet paper office.
-Plastic wrap everything she has at work...use duct tape to seal.
-Have buddies request to speak to her about a car...neither one can speak anything but jibberish untill she gets frustrated and leaves. (have the rest of the staff watch)
-place grease on eye glasses.
-Replace name tag with name such as above or "Howie Feltersn#%ch" (a bit crude but always enjoyable)
-Anything involving a petroleum based product (she beat you to it...sorry)
-The old exploding puppy (not for buisness scenarios)
Sorry the rest of the pages just have pictures of Cindy Crawford.




:rlaugh: :rlaugh: :rlaugh: :rlaugh:
 
HoodStrype said:
Then PIITB!!!


ok, she just came by, asked if i fixed the phone yet... i told her i had... she then took it and shoved the thing down her shirt and handed it back to me.... said next time shes going to wipe her arse with it...... this chick is OFF!
 
tunedin302 said:
Sounds like this chick has a thing for you .... she cute?


shes 46, married, and im about to be married next month... shes good lookin for an older chick, just not my type.. and honestly.. i think she would hurt me
 
FarBeyondDriven said:
shes 46, married, and im about to be married next month... shes good lookin for an older chick, just not my type.. and honestly.. i think she would hurt me

That's good man ...... if she's married and you are about to get married then STAY AWAY!! Let's get back to the ideas for revenge :D
 
Superglue the chiar to the floor by her desk...?

Go into her office and label things that you would like to claim as yours if she left the company?

fake (or real) mice droppings in the top drawer always work nice